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ariel
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:34 am    Post subject: Mr Managing Director Reply with quote

On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"


The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $.2000 a month, Sir. Why?"

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $. 6000 cash and gave it to the young man and said,

"Around here I pay people 4 working, not 4 standing Around looking pretty! Here is 3 months' salary, n Now just GET OUT and don't come back"


The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight. Noticing a Few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies for everybody in this company".

He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man that I just fired?" To which an amazing reply came of,

"He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...!!!" Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:36 am    Post subject: Re: Mr Managing Director Reply with quote

wakakaakka.... smart ass heheh

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:22 am    Post subject: Re: Mr Managing Director Reply with quote

haha..padan muko..tulaa langsi lg..

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:45 am    Post subject: Re: Mr Managing Director Reply with quote

...jom wat part time jadi runner pizza... Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:32 am    Post subject: Re: Mr Managing Director Reply with quote

kik kik kik apa punya dolll lah bos dia......

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:02 am    Post subject: Re: Mr Managing Director Reply with quote

Good one!
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