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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:46 pm    Post subject: pantun raye Reply with quote
Laughing Kelantan...
Make ikke cicoh budu
Jange lupo tamboh satar
Kelik rayo taksir laju
Nanti rayo dale sepita

Terengganu...
Makang ubi jamang jepong
Makang kepok cicah cuke
Bulang pose mung bengong
Bulang raye mung suke

Pahang...
Sepadan Pahang ada kasino
Nasi dagang ikan patin
Jange mu masam muko
Raya makan rendang sadin

Johor...
Cegitu cegini awak suke
Awak suke kite tak suke
Esok luse hari raye
Sama-sama bersuke rie

Melaka...
Hawau kau berak merate
Kaki bengkak ulau patok
Kalu balik naik kerete
Jangan pandu kalau ngantok

Negeri Sembilan...
Masak lomak cili api
Campo dongan ! daun turi
Hari rayo kolumpo sopi
Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri (org kolumpo jgn kocik ati!!)

Selangor/K.Lumpur...
Wa cakap lu wa tak tau
Tapi wa tipu sama lu
Raya jangan buat tak tau
Angpau ada bagi gua dulu

Perak...
Gulai tempoyak ikan mayong
Deroyan busok tebok tupai
Pandu hemat ingat kampong
Asal teman selamat sampai

Kedah...
Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq
Lapaq perut makan pau
Macam mana tak ketaq
Kena paksa bagi angpau

Penang...
Nasi kandaq kedai mamak
Anak mami juai pesemboq
Lepas raya usah dok triak
Kalu ceti mai ikut dapoq

Perlis...
Padang besaq kecik aja
Tempat siam lalu lalang
Hari raya kita berbelanja
Jangan sampai menambah utang

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:51 pm    Post subject: Re: pantun raye Reply with quote
huuiihh...complete satu malaya nyer pantun...
huhuhu...slamat ari raya bro...

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:58 pm    Post subject: Re: pantun raye Reply with quote
hehe senang sekali jalan. selamat hari raya semua.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:22 am    Post subject: Re: pantun raye Reply with quote
melaka nye..klaka..hawau..amende tu?..bunyi cam best.. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:32 am    Post subject: Re: pantun raye Reply with quote
hehehehe...best best. Slamat Hari Raya jugeeee...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:17 pm    Post subject: Re: pantun raye Reply with quote
contaconti wrote:
melaka nye..klaka..hawau..amende tu?..bunyi cam best.. Twisted Evil
haaaa...bro kene rekrut 2mggu dulu kt mlk...
bru dpt ayat2 dorang...byk lg ni bro!!! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:07 am    Post subject: Re: pantun raye Reply with quote
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contaconti wrote:
melaka nye..klaka..hawau..amende tu?..bunyi cam best.. Twisted Evil
haaaa...bro kene rekrut 2mggu dulu kt mlk...
bru dpt ayat2 dorang...byk lg ni bro!!! Laughing
hehe..hawau betulaa.. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:21 am    Post subject: Re: pantun raye Reply with quote
contaconti wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
contaconti wrote:
melaka nye..klaka..hawau..amende tu?..bunyi cam best.. Twisted Evil
haaaa...bro kene rekrut 2mggu dulu kt mlk...
bru dpt ayat2 dorang...byk lg ni bro!!! Laughing
hehe..hawau betulaa.. Twisted Evil
ekekeekeke!! Twisted Evil Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:26 pm    Post subject: Re: pantun raye Reply with quote
contaconti wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
contaconti wrote:
melaka nye..klaka..hawau..amende tu?..bunyi cam best.. Twisted Evil
haaaa...bro kene rekrut 2mggu dulu kt mlk...
bru dpt ayat2 dorang...byk lg ni bro!!! Laughing
hehe..hawau betulaa.. Twisted Evil
huhuh...jgn memain bro...ini bley m'dtgkan marah!!! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:27 pm    Post subject: Re: pantun raye Reply with quote
schnitzsmo wrote:
contaconti wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
contaconti wrote:
melaka nye..klaka..hawau..amende tu?..bunyi cam best.. Twisted Evil
haaaa...bro kene rekrut 2mggu dulu kt mlk...
bru dpt ayat2 dorang...byk lg ni bro!!! Laughing
hehe..hawau betulaa.. Twisted Evil
huhuh...jgn memain bro...ini bley m'dtgkan marah!!! Laughing
hmm..marah..nanti bley kene jual bro??..tp ape makne hawau tu?? Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:44 pm    Post subject: Re: pantun raye Reply with quote
yg penting p'kataan tu tdk berape menyenangkan bg sesetngah pihak...
huhuhuh....tu sekapal la ngan ''lahanatt'',''hamlau''...n byk lg yg blom khatam...

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:06 am    Post subject: Re: pantun raye Reply with quote
...Huuu....hok Kelate tu kelaih weh! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:01 pm    Post subject: Re: pantun raye Reply with quote
baik jangan tanya bahasa orang mlk ni. pedih oooo!!! tajam giles.........

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:35 am    Post subject: Re: pantun raye Reply with quote
huhuhu...ati kene hardcore sket...

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:22 am    Post subject: Re: pantun raye Reply with quote
Cikgu tak bleh terima pantun nie..!!! Twisted Evil


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