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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:28 am    Post subject: Spielberg story Reply with quote

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to
him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says
" You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your

Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.


In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the
Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not
me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:56 am    Post subject: Re: Spielberg story Reply with quote

huh like that oso can ah?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:58 am    Post subject: Re: Spielberg story Reply with quote

...can!...ekekekeke Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:54 am    Post subject: Re: Spielberg story Reply with quote

hehehehe!!bgus bro..bagus!! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:47 am    Post subject: Re: Spielberg story Reply with quote

huhhuh...
x masal plak spielberg kene tempeleng!!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:12 am    Post subject: Re: Spielberg story Reply with quote

Kihkihkih...
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:37 am    Post subject: Re: Spielberg story Reply with quote

schnitzsmo wrote:
huhhuh...
x masal plak spielberg kene tempeleng!!!!
kehkehkeh!!padan muke die...!!

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:40 am    Post subject: Re: Spielberg story Reply with quote

hehe..lawak lempang-lempang.. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Spielberg story Reply with quote

kukuku...
lawak lempang lempang...
sesuai utk kaum ibu2 semasa menyediakan juadah b'buke!!

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