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PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:42 pm    Post subject: antu.. Reply with quote

Tersebutlah kisah dua orang hantu. Mereka ni baru bertemu lalu mereka pun berborakla untuk mengisi masa lapang kehidupan mereka sebagai hantu. Sepanjang perbualan mereka, Hantu B ni tak habis-habis menggigil. Lalu, Hantu A yang kehairanan ni pun bertanya,

"Apsal kau ni asyik menggigil je?"

"Oh..cara aku mati dulu teruk..aku mati dalam peti ais...sejuk!!" Jawab Hantu B sambil menggigil lagi.

"Ooo..kesian... aku dulu mati sebab heart attack." Kata Hantu A ramah.

"Kau memang sakit jantung kronik ye? Apsal ko tak gi buat operation? Kalau tak, sure kau tengah lepak-lepak ngan family kau sekarang." Balas Hantu B.

"Dah,aku dah buat dah !In fact mase aku mati tu, aku in recovery. Panjang ceritanya..." jawab Hantu A sayu.

"Ceritala sikit..Sambil-sambil lepak nih.."

"Camni..Aku syak isteri aku main kayu tiga ngan aku. So this one day, aku ingat nak perangkap la isteri aku..Aku pura-pura gi keje tapi actually aku park keta aku kat simpang hujung umah aku je. Seperti yang aku syak, masuk sebuah keta kat carpark umah aku. Aku rilex dulu sebab nak carik mase sesuai tangkap diorang."

"So, ko dapatla tangkap diorang?" tanya Hantu B penuh minat.

"Tak. Aku cume jumpe isteri aku je kat dalam bilik. Yang aku heran, mase aku masuk umah tu, aku nampak ade kasut laki kat pintu umah aku. Aku tanye isteri aku tapi die takmo jawab. So aku pun lari-lari sekeliling umah aku nak carik jantan tuh. Abis sume bilik aku carik tapi takde pun.. Last-last, sebab aku penat sangat berlari carik jantan tuh, aku pun jatuh pengsan sebab heart attack. And aku tak sangka aku mati lak..." kata Hantu A mengakhiri ceritanya dengan kesedihan.

Hantu B terdiam mendengarkan cerita Hantu A. Selepas beberapa ketika, Hantu B berkata,

"Kenapa kau tak check kat dalam peti sejuk? Kalau kau check kat situ, sure kita berdua still hidup lagi.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:57 pm    Post subject: Re: antu.. Reply with quote

"Aku sedang gigil..." Hehehe... Hantu B tgh goyang tu..!!! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:11 pm    Post subject: Re: antu.. Reply with quote

hahah...klau tag team dua2 x mati...

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:00 am    Post subject: Re: antu.. Reply with quote

hehehehehe!!ape punye antu da!!ekekkeke Twisted Evil Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:04 pm    Post subject: Re: antu.. Reply with quote

pengajaran..jangan lari-lari nanti bleh kene heart attack bleh mati & jd antu..same gak ngan menyorok dlm peti ais pon bleh mati & jd antu gak.. Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:23 am    Post subject: Re: antu.. Reply with quote

hehehe....klaka antu nih...hehehe
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:49 am    Post subject: Re: antu.. Reply with quote

hehehehe....lepas nie bole aa menyorok dalam peti sejuk....tp bwk selimut siap2 laaa....
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:28 am    Post subject: Re: antu.. Reply with quote

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hehehehe....lepas nie bole aa menyorok dalam peti sejuk....tp bwk selimut siap2 laaa....
buleh nyorok dlm peti ais..tp off kn switch die..baru le x mati n jadi antu!!ekekekeke Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:36 am    Post subject: Re: antu.. Reply with quote

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boyhartge wrote:
hehehehe....lepas nie bole aa menyorok dalam peti sejuk....tp bwk selimut siap2 laaa....
buleh nyorok dlm peti ais..tp off kn switch die..baru le x mati n jadi antu!!ekekekeke Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:54 pm    Post subject: Re: antu.. Reply with quote

schnitzsmo wrote:
///M_E30 wrote:
boyhartge wrote:
hehehehe....lepas nie bole aa menyorok dalam peti sejuk....tp bwk selimut siap2 laaa....
buleh nyorok dlm peti ais..tp off kn switch die..baru le x mati n jadi antu!!ekekekeke Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

LINE CLEAR!!!! Cool
huhhhuhu.. Laughing
kihkihkih!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:21 am    Post subject: Re: antu.. Reply with quote

hahhaaa...bru sebut ''line clear'' teruje...
uhuhuh...truly hamsap la this guy... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:23 am    Post subject: Re: antu.. Reply with quote

hamsap blm halus..hehe

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:54 am    Post subject: Re: antu.. Reply with quote

Macam mana pun dah mati, sekarang hantu jugak, muhahaha

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:37 am    Post subject: Re: antu.. Reply with quote

schnitzsmo wrote:
hahhaaa...bru sebut ''line clear'' teruje...
uhuhuh...truly hamsap la this guy... Laughing Laughing Laughing
ekekeke!!itu mcm pon hamsap jugak ke?? Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:37 am    Post subject: Re: antu.. Reply with quote

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hamsap blm halus..hehe
hantam le labu!! Laughing Laughing

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