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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:06 am    Post subject: Akta 15 Undang2 Malaysia...hehehe Reply with quote

Akta 15 Undang2 Malaysia


Sepasang kekasih baru yang bekerja sebagai pekerja sosial.. Hamid dan
Rosni selalu bersama walau kemana jua.. Suatu malam ketika mereka berdua
keluar berdating...

Hamid : "Kita nak kemana nie?
Rosni : "Tak kisah la.. mana-mana pun boleh"
Hamid : "Apa kata kalau kita ke pantai..
Rosni : "Saya ok aje.."

Apabila sampai dipantai mereka berdua tidak keluar dari kereta.. mereka
hanya berehat sambil berbual-bual didalam kereta.. Mulanya berbual
biasa.. lama-kelamaan.. Hamid meletakkan tangannya di paha Rosni.. nampaknya
Rosni tidak membantah.. Beberapa minit kemudian.. Hamid mengerakkan tangannya
beberapa inci ke atas... Rosni masih tidak membantah... hinggalah
akhirnya ketika Hamid mengerakkan tangannya beberapa inci lagi.. Rosni berkata
dengan sopan.. "

Abang Hamid... ingatlah pada akta 15 dalam perlembagaan
pekerja sosial" Setelah mendengarkan teguran Rosni itu.. Hamid terus
menarik tangannya menjauhi Rosni.. walaupun sebenarnya dia tidak berapa
ingat isi kandungan akta 15 itu..

Hamid : "Maafkan saya"
Rosni : "Tak apa"

Lalu mereka pulang... Di rumah.. Hamid terus masuk ke bilik dan membuka
buku perlembagaan pekerja sosial dan mencari akta 15.. lalu dia membaca
kandungannya...







"Teruskan Usahamu.. Jangan lakukan Separuh Jalan Sahaja" Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:19 am    Post subject: Re: Akta 15 Undang2 Malaysia...hehehe Reply with quote

akakaka..bro..tlg bwk kn rosni ke sini!!bleh ke??ekekeke
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:29 am    Post subject: Re: Akta 15 Undang2 Malaysia...hehehe Reply with quote

alahai Abang Hamid pesal ko bongok sangat, jet go ahead lah lepas tuh cakaplah akta16.






(akta16 page dah habis)hehehe..

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