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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:40 am    Post subject: Pregnant Reply with quote
PREGNANT


In a second grade sex education class, a little girl asks,
" Teacher, can my momma get pregnant?"

The teacher asks,
"How old is your mother?"

The little girl says,
"Forty."

The teacher says,
"Yes, your mother could get pregnant."

The little girl asks,
"Can my big sister get pregnant?"

The teacher asks,
"How old is your sister?"

The little girl answers,
"Nineteen."

The teacher says,
"Oh my yes, your sister certainly could get pregnant."

The little girl asks,
"Can I get pregnant?"

The teacher asks,
"How old are you?"

The little girl says,
"I'm seven years ! ! old."

The teacher says,
"No, you can't get pregnant."

The little boy b! ehind the little girl gives her a poke and says,
"See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:03 am    Post subject: Re: Pregnant Reply with quote
woo..kids nowadays!!.. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:20 am    Post subject: Re: Pregnant Reply with quote
kehkehkeh!!ganas betul kanak2 zaman skarang!! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Pregnant Reply with quote
adusss gua dah berbelah bagi ni. nak buat anak ke tidak.............hahahaha

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Pregnant Reply with quote
Erk... Takut la camni... Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:14 am    Post subject: Re: Pregnant Reply with quote
ACS5_boy wrote:
adusss gua dah berbelah bagi ni. nak buat anak ke tidak.............hahahaha
boleh percaye ke..hehe Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Pregnant Reply with quote
walawei....mcm ne ni....rosak bdk2 zaman sekarang.....2 ah....asyik nk tgk hamsap je....
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Pregnant Reply with quote
fresh_slash_e30det wrote:
walawei....mcm ne ni....rosak bdk2 zaman sekarang.....2 ah....asyik nk tgk hamsap je....
Selamat mengajar cikgu... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:13 am    Post subject: Re: Pregnant Reply with quote
2 yg best ngaja bdk zaman sekarang nih....hehehe....leh jadi mcm citer jepun G.T.O....Great Teacher Onizuka....cikgu yg paling sempoi kat skola...n gila sex....hehehe....slalu skodeng student pompuan n skodeng awek dia....hehehe
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:26 am    Post subject: Re: Pregnant Reply with quote
fresh_slash_e30det wrote:
2 yg best ngaja bdk zaman sekarang nih....hehehe....leh jadi mcm citer jepun G.T.O....Great Teacher Onizuka....cikgu yg paling sempoi kat skola...n gila sex....hehehe....slalu skodeng student pompuan n skodeng awek dia....hehehe
bleh tahan gak tahap kehornian cikgu ni..hehe..jokin bro.. Twisted Evil Rolling Eyes Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Pregnant Reply with quote
fresh_slash_e30det wrote:
2 yg best ngaja bdk zaman sekarang nih....hehehe....leh jadi mcm citer jepun G.T.O....Great Teacher Onizuka....cikgu yg paling sempoi kat skola...n gila sex....hehehe....slalu skodeng student pompuan n skodeng awek dia....hehehe
Lalu ko pun terpengaruh ngan cite tu la..!!! Ko nak kena sebat ke ar...!? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:04 am    Post subject: Re: Pregnant Reply with quote
gila siol....takut gua...

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Pregnant Reply with quote
hehehe....gurau je ah bro....
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Pregnant Reply with quote
cikgu ni tak tahulah, dah tahap apa dia ni..............:?:?:?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:15 am    Post subject: Re: Pregnant Reply with quote
mmm nampak-nya hamsap room kena close down nih kekekkee

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