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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 8:32 am    Post subject: 710 Reply with quote

Yesterday I was having some work done at the workshop. A woman came in and asked for a 'seven-hundred- ten'.

We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is..........
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Women ???? The mechanic fainted!!! Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:26 am    Post subject: Re: 710 Reply with quote

Ahahahahahah.....this one really rawks larr!!!!!!!!! *rotfl

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