> An Indian man died and went to heaven. When he arrived at
> the heaven
> Gate Siva the God said, 'Come on in. I'll show you
> around. You'll like
> it here.'
>
> Walking through the gates, the man noticed clocks
> everywhere. There
> were grandfather clocks, wall clocks, watches, and clocks
> in every
> corner.
>
> It appeared that heaven was nothing more than a giant clock
> warehouse.
>
> Surprised at how heaven looked, the man asked, 'God
> Siva, what's the
> deal? Why are all these clocks here in heaven?¨
>
> God Siva replied, 'The clocks keep track of things on
> earth. There is
> one clock for each person.Every time the person on earth
> tells a lie,
> his clock moves one minute.'
>
> 'For instance, this clock is for VK Lingam, the
> lawyer. If you
> watch it closely, it will move.
>
> 'Click' The minute hand on VK Lingam's clock
> moved one minute.
> 'Click' It moved another minute. ' VK Lingam
> must be with some judges right now.' said God Siva.
> ' The minute hand on his clock moves all day.'
>
> 'Why the minute hand suddenly jumps three times?'
> God Siva smiles and said ' He must have just said
> 'correct, correct,
> correct !'. I see it jumps like that quite often.
>
> The man and God Siva continued walking. Soon, they came to
> a strange looking clock with some springs sticking out.
> Siva said ' Oh ! That is Paul Augustine 's clock.
> During the
> Anwar's trial, the clock span so fast and the
> springs came out each
> time he said 'irrelevant and irrelevant'. Now it
> is moving quite
> smoothly'.
>
> The man and God Siva continued their walk . They came to a
> clock
> with cobwebs on the minute hand. 'Whose clock is
> this?' asked the man. That clock belongs to the Lawyer
> Karpal Singh.. He is one of the
> finest, God-fearing, people on earth. I bet his clock
> hasn't moved
> in a year or two.'
>
> They continued walking and touring heaven. The man enjoyed
> watching the clocks of all his friends. When the tour was
> finished, the man said, 'I've seen everyone's
> clock but Mr.Samy Vellu's. Where is his
> clock?
>
> God Siva smiled, 'Just look up. We use his clock as a
> ceiling fan.

haha .. such a creative person to came out with this =)