AUDI - Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW - Brings Me Women But Broke My Wallet
FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD - Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand NOthing's Driveable and Inexpensive
SAAB - Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU - Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually.
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE - Proof of Rich SPoiled Children Having Everything
ALFA - Another Lemon From Antonio
AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
CITROEN - Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
FIAT - Fired Idiot Assembled This!
JAGUAR - Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
JEEP - Just Everyone Else's Parts
LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA - Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
SMART - Slow Moving And Really Tiny
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
TRIUMPH - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!