An Arab national interviewed at US Embassy....
CONSUL : Your name sir... Please?
ARAB : Abdul Aziz
CONSUL : Sex...?
ARAB : 6 times a week
CONSUL : I mean, male or female...?
ARAB : Both male & Female...Sometimes even camel...
CONSUL : Holy cow...!!!
ARAB : Yes, cow & dogs too...
CONSUL : Man... Isn't that hostile...?
ARAB : Hostile, Dogstyle, Anystyle
CONSUL : Oh dear....!!!
ARAB : Deer...? No deer...!!! They run very fast...
