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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:05 pm    Post subject: Where's the 710 Reply with quote

Several days ago I was having some work done at my local car repair shop. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to
another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.'





If you're not sure what a 710 is:




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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:47 am    Post subject: Re: Where's the 710 Reply with quote

hahahahhahahahahhaha

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:02 am    Post subject: Re: Where's the 710 Reply with quote

hahahahaahaha nice and simple ... its definitely a dumb blonde indeed!
thanks jegan!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Where's the 710 Reply with quote

kah kah kah..
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Where's the 710 Reply with quote

would love to take her out!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Where's the 710 Reply with quote

Mcm ni punya org pun ada ka????!!!!!!!

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