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#1: Opis Boyz! Author: ariel,

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:56 am
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PRECIOUS THOTS - MILLIONAIRE STORY

A JOBLESS MAN APPLIED FOR THE POSITION OF "OFFICE BOY" AT MICROSOFT. THE HR MANAGER INTERVIEWED HIM THEN WATCHED HIM CLEANING TH FLOOR AS A TEST.

"YOU ARE EMPLOYED" HE SAID. "GIVE ME YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS AND I'LL SEND YOU THE APPLICATION FORM TO FILL IN, AS WELL AS DATE WHEN YOU MAY START.

THE MAN REPLIED "BUT I DON'T HAVE A COMPUTER, NEITHER AN E-MAIL".

"I'M SORRY", SAID THE HR MANAGER. "IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN E-MAIL, THAT MEANS YOU DO NOT EXIST. AND WHO DOESN'T EXIST CANNOT HAVE THE JOB."

THE MAN LEFT WITH NO HOPE AT ALL. HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, WITH ONLY $10.00 IN HIS POCKET. HE THEN DECIDED TO GO TO THE SUPERMARKET AND BUY A 10KG TOMATO CRATE. HE THEN SOLD THE TOMATOES IN A DOOR TO DOOR ROUND.

IN LESS THAN 2 HOURS, HE SUCCEEDED TO DOUBLE HIS CAPITAL. HE REPEATED THE OPERATION THREE TIMES, AND RETURNED HOME WITH $60.00.

THE MAN REALIZED THAT HE CAN SURVIVED BY THIS WAY, AND STARTED TO GO EVERYDAY EARLIER, AND RETURN LATE. THUS, HIS MONEY DOUBLED OR TRIPLED EVERY DAY. SHORTLY, HE BOUGHT A CART, THEN A TRUCK, AND THEN HE HAD HIS OWN FLEET OF OF DELIVERY VEHICLES.

5 YEARS LATER, THE MAN IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST FOOD RETAILERS IN THE UNITED STATES. HE STARTED TO PLAN HIS FAMILY'S FUTURE, AND DECIDED TO HAVE A LIFE INSURANCE. HE CALLED AN INSURANCE BROKER, AND CHOSE A PROTECTION PLAN. WHEN THE CONVERSATION WAS CONCLUDED, THE BROKER ASKED HIM HIS E-MAIL. THE MAN REPLIED, "I DON'T HAVE AN E-MAIL".

THE BROKER ANSWERED CURIOUSLY, "YOU DON'T HAVE AN E-MAIL, AND YET HAVE SUCCEEDED TO BUILD AN EMPIRE. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN IF YOU HAD AN E-MAIL?!!"

THE MAN THOUGHT FOR A WHILE AND REPLIED, "YES, I'D BE AN OFFICE BOY AT MICROSOFT SINCE 5 YEARS AGO!!!" Laughing

#2: Re: Opis Boyz! Author: aRRrgghh, Location: KeranaMu Malaysia

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:00 pm
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bro, some inspirational story ya.. kewl =)

#3: Re: Opis Boyz! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:30 am
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just lost my email address..will that help ?..hehe..anyway a very good story bro.. Twisted Evil

#4: Re: Opis Boyz! Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:36 am
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lucky me got no email. If not....................

#5: Re: Opis Boyz! Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:55 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

lucky me got no email. If not....................

jgn tipu!!!!

#6: Re: Opis Boyz! Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:56 am
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good story bro..

#7: Re: Opis Boyz! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:09 am
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///M_E30 wrote:

ACS5_boy wrote:

lucky me got no email. If not....................

jgn tipu!!!!

#8: Re: Opis Boyz! Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:48 am
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contaconti wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

ACS5_boy wrote:

lucky me got no email. If not....................

jgn tipu!!!!

lol twisted

haruskah kao bagi tau satu dunia aku ada e-mail?????????????????? Tp tau takpe. Nasib baik masa aku apply keje ni dulu takde e-mail2. kalau tak mungkin laaaa................. Laughing

:lol:

#9: Re: Opis Boyz! Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:43 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

contaconti wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

ACS5_boy wrote:

lucky me got no email. If not....................

jgn tipu!!!!

lol twisted

haruskah kao bagi tau satu dunia aku ada e-mail?????????????????? Tp tau takpe. Nasib baik masa aku apply keje ni dulu takde e-mail2. kalau tak mungkin laaaa................. lol lol

hehehe...dia org x minta email ek bro...dia org minta pe...resume je ke...

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