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#1: pantun raye Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:46 pm
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Laughing

Kelantan...
Make ikke cicoh budu
Jange lupo tamboh satar
Kelik rayo taksir laju
Nanti rayo dale sepita

Terengganu...
Makang ubi jamang jepong
Makang kepok cicah cuke
Bulang pose mung bengong
Bulang raye mung suke

Pahang...
Sepadan Pahang ada kasino
Nasi dagang ikan patin
Jange mu masam muko
Raya makan rendang sadin

Johor...
Cegitu cegini awak suke
Awak suke kite tak suke
Esok luse hari raye
Sama-sama bersuke rie

Melaka...
Hawau kau berak merate
Kaki bengkak ulau patok
Kalu balik naik kerete
Jangan pandu kalau ngantok

Negeri Sembilan...
Masak lomak cili api
Campo dongan ! daun turi
Hari rayo kolumpo sopi
Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri (org kolumpo jgn kocik ati!!)

Selangor/K.Lumpur...
Wa cakap lu wa tak tau
Tapi wa tipu sama lu
Raya jangan buat tak tau
Angpau ada bagi gua dulu

Perak...
Gulai tempoyak ikan mayong
Deroyan busok tebok tupai
Pandu hemat ingat kampong
Asal teman selamat sampai

Kedah...
Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq
Lapaq perut makan pau
Macam mana tak ketaq
Kena paksa bagi angpau

Penang...
Nasi kandaq kedai mamak
Anak mami juai pesemboq
Lepas raya usah dok triak
Kalu ceti mai ikut dapoq

Perlis...
Padang besaq kecik aja
Tempat siam lalu lalang
Hari raya kita berbelanja
Jangan sampai menambah utang

Laughing

#2: Re: pantun raye Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:51 pm
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huuiihh...complete satu malaya nyer pantun...
huhuhu...slamat ari raya bro...

#3: Re: pantun raye Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:58 pm
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hehe senang sekali jalan. selamat hari raya semua.

#4: Re: pantun raye Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:22 am
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melaka nye..klaka..hawau..amende tu?..bunyi cam best.. Twisted Evil

#5: Re: pantun raye Author: highwaystar, Location: Kola Lompuer

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:32 am
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hehehehe...best best. Slamat Hari Raya jugeeee...

#6: Re: pantun raye Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:17 pm
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contaconti wrote:

melaka nye..klaka..hawau..amende tu?..bunyi cam best.. Twisted Evil

haaaa...bro kene rekrut 2mggu dulu kt mlk...
bru dpt ayat2 dorang...byk lg ni bro!!! Laughing

#7: Re: pantun raye Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:07 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

contaconti wrote:

melaka nye..klaka..hawau..amende tu?..bunyi cam best.. Twisted Evil

haaaa...bro kene rekrut 2mggu dulu kt mlk...
bru dpt ayat2 dorang...byk lg ni bro!!! Laughing

hehe..hawau betulaa.. Twisted Evil

#8: Re: pantun raye Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:21 am
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contaconti wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

contaconti wrote:

melaka nye..klaka..hawau..amende tu?..bunyi cam best.. Twisted Evil

haaaa...bro kene rekrut 2mggu dulu kt mlk...
bru dpt ayat2 dorang...byk lg ni bro!!! Laughing

hehe..hawau betulaa.. Twisted Evil

ekekeekeke!! Twisted Evil

#9: Re: pantun raye Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:26 pm
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contaconti wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

contaconti wrote:

melaka nye..klaka..hawau..amende tu?..bunyi cam best.. Twisted Evil

haaaa...bro kene rekrut 2mggu dulu kt mlk...
bru dpt ayat2 dorang...byk lg ni bro!!! Laughing

hehe..hawau betulaa.. Twisted Evil

huhuh...jgn memain bro...ini bley m'dtgkan marah!!! Laughing

#10: Re: pantun raye Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:27 pm
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schnitzsmo wrote:

contaconti wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

contaconti wrote:

melaka nye..klaka..hawau..amende tu?..bunyi cam best.. Twisted Evil

haaaa...bro kene rekrut 2mggu dulu kt mlk...
bru dpt ayat2 dorang...byk lg ni bro!!! Laughing

hehe..hawau betulaa.. Twisted Evil

huhuh...jgn memain bro...ini bley m'dtgkan marah!!! Laughing

hmm..marah..nanti bley kene jual bro??..tp ape makne hawau tu?? Shocked

#11: Re: pantun raye Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:44 pm
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yg penting p'kataan tu tdk berape menyenangkan bg sesetngah pihak...
huhuhuh....tu sekapal la ngan ''lahanatt'',''hamlau''...n byk lg yg blom khatam...

#12: Re: pantun raye Author: ariel,

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:06 am
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...Huuu....hok Kelate tu kelaih weh! Very Happy

#13: Re: pantun raye Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:01 pm
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baik jangan tanya bahasa orang mlk ni. pedih oooo!!! tajam giles.........

#14: Re: pantun raye Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:35 am
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huhuhu...ati kene hardcore sket...

#15: Re: pantun raye Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:22 am
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Cikgu tak bleh terima pantun nie..!!! Twisted Evil

Last edited by Ubartsanz on Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:03 am; edited 1 time in total

#16: Re: pantun raye Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:36 am
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aih,njin dh lansi xkan ati bunge??!!
hhahahah...

#17: Re: pantun raye Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:15 pm
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indah kabar je tu........hehehe

tapi jangan ambik hati la dgn orang mlk ni. niat baik sebenarnya. lepas kata-kata tu, diaorang tanya balik.....l Laaaa ****** kau, ******kau, *****kau, mana ko pegi. APA KHABAR KAU SEKARANG ******. Hehehe yang last tu kekadang ada jugak.

#18: Re: pantun raye Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:06 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

aih,njin dh lansi xkan ati bunge??!!
hhahahah...

Cikgu... Tolong jawabkan..!!! Mano la poie Cikgu nie...? Dah lamo bona ko menyopi nih..!!! Rolling Eyes

#19: Re: pantun raye Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:05 am
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hahah...sibuk nk raye tu bro...

#20: Re: pantun raye Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:22 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

yg penting p'kataan tu tdk berape menyenangkan bg sesetngah pihak...
huhuhuh....tu sekapal la ngan ''lahanatt'',''hamlau''...n byk lg yg blom khatam...

oo 2 macam kaa..kalu camni gua panggil boss hawau jelaaa..sbb dia nye perangai memang cam yg disebutkan diatas..:twisted: Twisted Evil

#21: Re: pantun raye Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:25 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

baik jangan tanya bahasa orang mlk ni. pedih oooo!!! tajam giles.........

bahaye ni..sib baik awek org perak..hehe Twisted Evil

#22: Re: pantun raye Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:26 am
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Ubartsanz wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

aih,njin dh lansi xkan ati bunge??!!
hhahahah...

Cikgu... Tolong jawabkan..!!! Mano la poie Cikgu nie...? Dah lamo bona ko menyopi nih..!!! Rolling Eyes

simpan duit nanti nak bg duit raye kat bebudak malat..hehe Twisted Evil

#23: Re: pantun raye Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:29 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

indah kabar je tu........hehehe

tapi jangan ambik hati la dgn orang mlk ni. niat baik sebenarnya. lepas kata-kata tu, diaorang tanya balik.....l Laaaa ****** kau, ******kau, *****kau, mana ko pegi. APA KHABAR KAU SEKARANG ******. Hehehe yang last tu kekadang ada jugak.

payah gak ni..kalu pegi melake kene pakai ear plug.. Twisted Evil

#24: Re: pantun raye Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:29 pm
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hehe........pakai ear plug pun tak leh pakai bro. nyring suara dia lagi.

cikgu merajuklah agaknya bila kena blanja satay.

#25: Re: pantun raye Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:53 pm
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Wa ala ingat ar... Nie cikgu tgh kumpul wang woh..!!! Rolling Eyes

#26: Re: pantun raye Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:23 pm
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janganlaa majuk cikgu..nanti copek yuo..hehe Twisted Evil

#27: Re: pantun raye Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:17 pm
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ehhh.......dia bukan dah tua ke???............kah kah kah

ps: pesanan pada semua :- kalau nak kutuk, mengata, mengumpat, menguji buatlah sekarang sempena masih ada ramadan. Sebab bila telah terbitnya fajar syawal...................KITA BOLEH MINTAK MAAP............. Very Happy

#28: Re: pantun raye Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:02 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

ehhh.......dia bukan dah tua ke???............kah kah kah

ps: pesanan pada semua :- kalau nak kutuk, mengata, mengumpat, menguji buatlah sekarang sempena masih ada ramadan. Sebab bila telah terbitnya fajar syawal...................KITA BOLEH MINTAK MAAP............. Very Happy

1 nasihat yg begitu bernas diutarekan ole sedare ACS5_boy..SYABAS.. Very Happy

#29: Re: pantun raye Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:03 am
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contaconti wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

yg penting p'kataan tu tdk berape menyenangkan bg sesetngah pihak...
huhuhuh....tu sekapal la ngan ''lahanatt'',''hamlau''...n byk lg yg blom khatam...

oo 2 macam kaa..kalu camni gua panggil boss hawau jelaaa..sbb dia nye perangai memang cam yg disebutkan diatas..:twisted: Twisted Evil

go on bro...pastu ready sign surat resign je la... Laughing

#30: Re: pantun raye Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:16 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

contaconti wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

yg penting p'kataan tu tdk berape menyenangkan bg sesetngah pihak...
huhuhuh....tu sekapal la ngan ''lahanatt'',''hamlau''...n byk lg yg blom khatam...

oo 2 macam kaa..kalu camni gua panggil boss hawau jelaaa..sbb dia nye perangai memang cam yg disebutkan diatas..:twisted: Twisted Evil

go on bro...pastu ready sign surat resign je la... Laughing

takmau..keje sini best.. Twisted Evil

#31: Re: pantun raye Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:55 pm
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hohoh..klu cmtu jauhi perkataan tersebut...

#32: Re: pantun raye Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:15 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

hohoh..klu cmtu jauhi perkataan tersebut...

tp nak jugak..hehe Twisted Evil

#33: Re: pantun raye Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:25 pm
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lantak ko la labi..haha...

#34: Re: pantun raye Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:20 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

lantak ko la labi..haha...

haha..

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