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#1: SEX.... Author: boyhartge, Location: puchong jaya

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:11 am
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Alkisah seorg anak pompuan yang baru masuk tadika bertanya kepada mummynya.. 'Mummy, mummy? sex tu apa Mi?'..

Terkedulah si ibu.. Terasalah akan kemodenan zaman skrg yg berjaya membuatkan manusia berfikiran lebih terbuka.

Sesuai dgn konsep pendidikan seks yg sedang hangat diperkatakan, mulalah si ibu mencari jawapan yg sesuai utk anaknya dengan harapan anaknya takkan tertinggal dlm arus pendidikan sejagat. Maka si ibu pun mula memberikan jawapan mengenai apa itu sex dengan perumpamaan antara kumbang dan bunga, diikuti dengan pembentukkan bayi dalam kandungan dan diselitkan juga dengan kisah percintaan antara mummy dan
daddynya dari zaman universiti lagi sehinggalah dengan kehadiran si comel iaitu anak gadisnya yg bertanya itu..

Tiba-tiba si anak menangis teresak-esak... Si ibu kehairanan dan bertanya. Si anak menjawab dalam tangisan.. Jawapan mummy tu panjang, ruangan jawabannya pendek saja ni...seraya meyerahkan buku latihan yang tertulis kat depannya (cover)..

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#2: Re: SEX.... Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:22 am
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haha..mak yg sengal.. Twisted Evil

#3: Re: SEX.... Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:50 am
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sape yg salah??!!
huhuhuh...

#4: Re: SEX.... Author: boyhartge, Location: puchong jaya

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:00 pm
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mak terlampau prihatin tue...

#5: Re: SEX.... Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:02 pm
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mak budak ni zaman mude2 mesti bleh tahan..hehe Twisted Evil

#6: Re: SEX.... Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:16 pm
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mak dia otak kotor lah.........

#7: Re: SEX.... Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:36 pm
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contaconti wrote:

mak budak ni zaman mude2 mesti bleh tahan..hehe Twisted Evil

#8: Re: SEX.... Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:12 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

mak dia otak kotor lah.........

manyak kuat hamsap.. Twisted Evil

#9: Re: SEX.... Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:09 pm
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ok le 2..dari mak yg ckp kat anak "kalu hon 2 sedare kite"!! Laughing

gud 1 bro!!

#10: Re: SEX.... Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:02 am
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///M_E30 wrote:

ok le 2..dari mak yg ckp kat anak "kalu hon 2 sedare kite"!! Laughing

gud 1 bro!!

hehe..betol gak.. Twisted Evil

#11: Re: SEX.... Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:22 am
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contaconti wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

ok le 2..dari mak yg ckp kat anak "kalu hon 2 sedare kite"!! Laughing

gud 1 bro!!

hehe..betol gak.. Twisted Evil

heheheheh!! Laughing

#12: Re: SEX.... Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:08 pm
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skarang punya amma xbley pkai la...
otak busok...haiya..tiewnya... Twisted Evil

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#13: Re: SEX.... Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:09 pm
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schnitzsmo wrote:

skarang punya amma xbley pkai la...
otak busok...haiya..tiewya...

hehe..milf.. Twisted Evil

#14: Re: SEX.... Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:11 pm
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tiewnya.......tuuut.........tuuut............tuuut.

tuuut by finas.

#15: Re: SEX.... Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:23 am
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hehe sori..terlepas plak..

#16: Re: SEX.... Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:13 pm
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Wa nampak E21 sebijik kat tmn desa vista, salak tinggi. terbengkalai beb. tayar dah pancit. macam owner tak nak jaga je. sayang betul lah..........

#17: Re: SEX.... Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:16 pm
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ACS5_boy wrote:

Wa nampak E21 sebijik kat tmn desa vista, salak tinggi. terbengkalai beb. tayar dah pancit. macam owner tak nak jaga je. sayang betul lah..........

!!ngigau ke ape nih?? Laughing

#18: Re: SEX.... Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:40 pm
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apasal..........???? betullllll. Ehhh silap, E28.

#19: Re: SEX.... Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:24 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

apasal..........???? betullllll. Ehhh silap, E28.

hmm..e28..best ni.. Twisted Evil

#20: Re: SEX.... Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:47 am
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best jeee??? pi lah mintak. mana tau dapat free ke, murah ke.

#21: Re: SEX.... Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:49 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

best jeee??? pi lah mintak. mana tau dapat free ke, murah ke.

betul gak kan bro..mane tau aidilfitri yg mulia ni dia bg terus..silap2 m535i kan..hmm Rolling Eyes

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