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#1: ::: Three men standing in front of God.. Author: aRRrgghh, Location: KeranaMu Malaysia

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:44 am
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God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.

Man 1: Please God, I can''''t count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.

God: I am ashamed of you, my man, For that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.

Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!

God: My man, I am ashamed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.

Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out three times a week, and...

God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!

Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar.

Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You''''re acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!

Man 3: "I just saw my wife on rollerskates!" ..
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p/s don't cheat your wife like the Man 2.. eventhough he got a Bimmer!!

#2: Re: ::: Three men standing in front of God.. Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:53 pm
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hehe..always fairplay/play safe/don't play2.. Twisted Evil

#3: Re: ::: Three men standing in front of God.. Author: ariel,

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:24 am
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...heheh...cabrio lagi! Very Happy

#4: Re: ::: Three men standing in front of God.. Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:12 am
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tulaa..taknak lak dapak e28 m5 ke..

#5: Re: ::: Three men standing in front of God.. Author: ariel,

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:05 am
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...klu ko jadi salah sorang dari diaorg tu mungkin ada peluang cerah nk dapat M5 E28...ekeke

#6: Re: ::: Three men standing in front of God.. Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 am
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ariel wrote:

...klu ko jadi salah sorang dari diaorg tu mungkin ada peluang cerah nk dapat M5 E28...ekeke

kehkeh..

tp pikir balik..takpe laa takot..hehe Twisted Evil

Last edited by contaconti on Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:20 pm; edited 1 time in total

#7: Re: ::: Three men standing in front of God.. Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:12 pm
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can play, but playstation 3.

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