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#1: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:35 am
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Aku baru berkahwin setahun yang lepas
dan duduk dengan isteri aku. Kami duduk berdua sahaja
sebab belum dikurniakan anak. Aku ni ada satu
kegemaran -iaitu makan telur rebus. Aku pun taktahu
kenapa aku suka makan telur rebus, sedap agaknya.
Sebelum aku kahwin, aku memang gila telur rebus. Pagi
petang siang malam makan telur rebus. Tapi semenjak
aku kahwin ni aku terpaksa berkorbanlah, iaitu dengan
meninggalkan tabiat aku ini. Lama juga aku dah tak
pekena telur rebus ni.. sebab orang rumah aku masak
sedap-sedap.. so aku dah tak kisah lagilah..

Ceritanya begini, bulan lepas masa aku balik kerja,
tiba-tiba kereta aku rosak.. akupun telefon bini aku
katakan aku balik lambat sebab kena menapak. Sebab
lapar akupun singgah satu kedai makan tu... ada telur
rebus lah.. akupun makan nasi dengan telur rebus..
lepastu aku order telur rebus lebih lagi untuk
diratah. Sebelum balik aku bungkus lagi 10 biji telur
rebus untuk makan sambil berjalan balik nanti. Tiba je
kat rumah aku rasa amatlah kenyang.. maklumlah balas
dendam sebab lama tak pekena telur rebus. Sebelum aku
masuk kerumah,i steri aku tiba-tiba cakap dia ada
'surprise' untuk aku malam ni. Dia suruh aku tutup
mata dengan kain hitam yang diikat kemas dibelakang
kepalaku. Dan dipimpinnya aku sampai ke meja makan
Aku duduk dikerusi dan isteriku pesan jangan cuba buka
ikatan yang menutup mataku.

Aku nak pergi toilet sebab perutku mula buat hal, tapi
malaslah nak spoilkan 'surprise' isteriku ini. Aku pun
tahan ler... Tetiba telefon berbunyi, isteriku pergi
mengangkatnya. Apa lagi ada chance aku pun melepaskan
kentut yang ditahan sekian lama.. Fuuuuhhh lega
rasanya... bau boleh tahan... maklumler berapa biji
telur tah aku bedal tadi... Alamak.. ada lagi satu
la.. aku pun angkat sebelah punggung dan lepaskan satu
das lagi.. bunyinya PROOOTTT!! .. fuh bau jangan cakap
beb.. aku pun tak tahan bau dia... aku kipas pakai
tangan angin dia kasi kurang sikit bau dia... adalah
macam bau telur tembelang sikit.. Tetiba aku dengar
bunyi telefon berdering lagi... hai lamanya tunggu
isteri aku ni, aku tak sabar lagi ni nak tahu surprise
dia ni. Aku terasa ada lagilah, kali ni memang aku
rasa power punyalah.. aku kumpul dulu kasi padu..
lepastu aku bangun, tonggeng sikit dan lepaskan angin
taufan tu... PRRROOOOOTTT!!!!... fuhh lega... bergegar
sikit meja makan dibuatnya... peh tak tahan aku bau
dia power gila.. aku tutup hidung aku.. aku rasa bau
dia ada sikit-sikit macam bangkai la.. mau mati bunga
atas meja makan aku ni.. sambil tu aku sebut
'ahhhh.... lega...'. Adalah dekat 5 minit baru bau
bangkai tu hilang.. Lepas tu isteri aku kembali dan
minta maaf sebab lambat.. lalu dia kata 'SURPRISE!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!' dan suruh aku buka kain penutup mata
aku.. laaa birthday aku hari ni le... camne boleh lupa
ni.. Aku buka le kain penutup mata aku.. mulutku terus
melopong... ALAMAK!!! Benda pertama aku lihat.. muka
merah padam pak mertua aku, mak mertua aku, adik ipar
aku dua orang, duduk keliling meja makan. Bos aku
dengan jiran sebelah rumah rumah aku pun ada!!. ? jadi
aku pun nak kaber malu, aku tanya la kat pak mertua
aku. 'dah lama ke pak sampai?'.Dan pak mertua aku pun
jawab.'Dah lama. Sebelum kentut pertama lagi!!'.:
habih :. Twisted Evil

#2: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:07 pm
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Cite kentut pun ada ka...? Kakaka... Wink

#3: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:08 pm
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hehe lawak bukak pose.. Very Happy

#4: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:23 pm
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ni cite betul ke ni???!!!

#5: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:16 am
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kahkahkah!!bagussssss brooo...!! Laughing

#6: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: ariel,

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:32 am
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...kah!...kah!...kah!...kah!...kah!...kah!...sakit ari2 gelak!... Laughing

#7: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:48 pm
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schnitzsmo wrote:

ni cite betul ke ni???!!!

dongeng2 malat..harap2 janganla betul!!!..mlu wooo!!!!...hehe Twisted Evil

#8: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:32 pm
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ke melalui experience sndiri...
saje nk meluahkan perasaan yg ''t'buku dihati''???!!
kekekeke...

#9: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:51 pm
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betul lah ariel. aku ingat budak2 malat ni semua,(termasuk aku) satu hari nanti kena operation perut. Tali perut lika asyuik tergelak jer.

P/s : bro cont. gua bagi 5 bintang cerita lu. krem perut aku. sirius kelakar giler.

#10: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:24 am
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huhuhu....
tu la,lain kali nk surpise laki x pyh tutup2 mata...

#11: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: boyhartge, Location: puchong jaya

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:35 am
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hahahaha siut aaa bro.....bole menjadi pedoman nie bagi pemegang pemegang saham group kentut merata....hehehehe

#12: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:05 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

ke melalui experience sndiri...
saje nk meluahkan perasaan yg ''t'buku dihati''???!!
kekekeke...

hehe..kalu jumpe sesuai pasti gua buat!!..hehe Twisted Evil

#13: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:06 am
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kentut bleh tp jangan bau bangkai/longkang..hehe

#14: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:24 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

betul lah ariel. aku ingat budak2 malat ni semua,(termasuk aku) satu hari nanti kena operation perut. Tali perut lika asyuik tergelak jer.

P/s : bro cont. gua bagi 5 bintang cerita lu. krem perut aku. sirius kelakar giler.

bebaik bro kang krem urat kentot susah gak..hehe Twisted Evil

#15: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:58 am
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lawak kentot lu mmg menjadi la bro!!!

#16: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:22 am
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hehe..ni pon kire rezeki gak ni..

#17: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:26 am
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contaconti wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

ke melalui experience sndiri...
saje nk meluahkan perasaan yg ''t'buku dihati''???!!
kekekeke...

hehe..kalu jumpe sesuai pasti gua buat!!..hehe Twisted Evil

huhuhuh...jgn mara r bro..
joking... Laughing

#18: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:27 am
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contaconti wrote:

hehe..ni pon kire rezeki gak ni..

alhamdulillah...(bley ke type ni?? bukan hamsap room kan??)
huhuhuh... Laughing

#19: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:44 am
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haha..takde hal..hepi bro..

#20: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:45 am
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hepi??
kpale serabot lg ade...e30 x siap2...

#21: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:54 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

hepi??
kpale serabot lg ade...e30 x siap2...

pelan-pelan bro..gua gune e28 7 thn baru tuka rim sukan.. Twisted Evil

#22: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:59 am
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waaa...sungguh t'bukti kesabaran tuanhamba!!!
itu bru rim sukan...xkan nk tggu 7 taun lg nk smbat kit?
huhuh...joking bro...

#23: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:58 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

waaa...sungguh t'bukti kesabaran tuanhamba!!!
itu bru rim sukan...xkan nk tggu 7 taun lg nk smbat kit?
huhuh...joking bro...

hehe..sumbat m88.. Twisted Evil

#24: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:26 pm
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alahmak...m88 tu cmne plak bro...knowledge bm kureng g la...
klau ade gmbar pun bgus...kasi pos cni la....huhuhuh....

#25: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:38 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

alahmak...m88 tu cmne plak bro...knowledge bm kureng g la...
klau ade gmbar pun bgus...kasi pos cni la....huhuhuh....

hehe..gua tak reti nak post..tp bleh nengok kat e28 & family kat langsi Twisted Evil

#26: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:22 pm
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Bro! krem urat kentot macam mana haaa........... Laughing

#27: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:21 pm
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contaconti wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

alahmak...m88 tu cmne plak bro...knowledge bm kureng g la...
klau ade gmbar pun bgus...kasi pos cni la....huhuhuh....

hehe..gua tak reti nak post..tp bleh nengok kat e28 & family kat langsi Twisted Evil

mmg lansi abiss!!! Twisted Evil

kasi bikin mcm itu itam bro!!! kejamm!!!

#28: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:04 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

Bro! krem urat kentot macam mana haaa........... Laughing

alee bro..gua tak panah kene lg lee..tp krem bawah testical penah aa..sakitt wooo!!.. Shocked

#29: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:05 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

contaconti wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

alahmak...m88 tu cmne plak bro...knowledge bm kureng g la...
klau ade gmbar pun bgus...kasi pos cni la....huhuhuh....

hehe..gua tak reti nak post..tp bleh nengok kat e28 & family kat langsi Twisted Evil

mmg lansi abiss!!! Twisted Evil

kasi bikin mcm itu itam bro!!! kejamm!!!

hehe..tak berperi kemanusian..hati ku kau guris luka.. Twisted Evil

#30: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:56 pm
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mak aih ayat x menahan...

#31: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 3:00 pm
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ACS5_boy wrote:

Bro! krem urat kentot macam mana haaa........... Laughing

ianya b'laku apabila oxygen tdk dpt dipam oleh limpa kiri yg menyebabkan altery pulmonary kite t'sumbat...klau bhase jepun ''trbo lag''... Twisted Evil

#32: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:03 pm
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kah kah kah.........hait.

p/s: trbo pun masuk....... Very Happy

#33: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:34 am
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btol bro...saye usha dlm kamus dewan nippon...

#34: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:24 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

btol bro...saye usha dlm kamus dewan nippon...

Kamus Cat Nippon kot...!!! Ko mesti tgk catalog kat Ah Fook nih..!!! Laughing

#35: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:34 am
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Ubartsanz wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

btol bro...saye usha dlm kamus dewan nippon...

Kamus Cat Nippon kot...!!! Ko mesti tgk catalog kat Ah Fook nih..!!! Laughing

huhuhu...patut la dlm kamus tu ade gmbar umah kaler2... Twisted Evil

#36: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:18 pm
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kao jangan beli cat tu untuk keta kao sudah.

#37: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:43 pm
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modal kecik bro...pkai cat kapor je la...

#38: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:57 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

modal kecik bro...pkai cat kapor je la...

Modal kecik ya bang..!!! Kapur barus nak...? Jap lg wa anta kat Ah Fook yek..!!! :twisted:

#39: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:22 am
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oo xbley ke pkai cat kapor bro??
kapor barus tu klau ade kaler ferrari red bley gak...
suro ah fook bancuh ngan minyak tanah pstu bley tembak kt kete...

#40: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:55 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

ACS5_boy wrote:

Bro! krem urat kentot macam mana haaa........... Laughing

ianya b'laku apabila oxygen tdk dpt dipam oleh limpa kiri yg menyebabkan altery pulmonary kite t'sumbat...klau bhase jepun ''trbo lag''... Twisted Evil

kahkah..steadylaa bro.. Laughing

#41: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:57 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

kah kah kah.........hait.

p/s: trbo pun masuk....... Very Happy

selagi muek kasi masuk..cam bas mini dudulu..hehe Twisted Evil

#42: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:58 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

oo xbley ke pkai cat kapor bro??
kapor barus tu klau ade kaler ferrari red bley gak...
suro ah fook bancuh ngan minyak tanah pstu bley tembak kt kete...

mane tembak..sapu pakai berus..hehe Twisted Evil

#43: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:59 am
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Ubartsanz wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

modal kecik bro...pkai cat kapor je la...

Modal kecik ya bang..!!! Kapur barus nak...? Jap lg wa anta kat Ah Fook yek..!!! :twisted:

pakai water kaler..pastu spray clear.. Twisted Evil

#44: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:31 pm
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nak murah dan senang, meh aku siram je cat tu. tak payah spray atau berus.

#45: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:55 pm
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ACS5_boy wrote:

nak murah dan senang, meh aku siram je cat tu. tak payah spray atau berus.

Hehehe... Idea yg bernas... Idea

#46: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:20 pm
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ACS5_boy wrote:

nak murah dan senang, meh aku siram je cat tu. tak payah spray atau berus.

barulaa art cars!!.. Laughing

#47: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:18 pm
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yea betul. pas tu pi parking kat KLCC tu.......... kami lawat beramai2

#48: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:30 pm
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ACS5_boy wrote:

yea betul. pas tu pi parking kat KLCC tu.......... kami lawat beramai2

Wei Schnitzmo... Camne brani ka...? kihkihkih... Twisted Evil

#49: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:55 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

yea betul. pas tu pi parking kat KLCC tu.......... kami lawat beramai2

yg lawat kite jelaa kot.. Shocked

#50: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:10 am
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Ubartsanz wrote:

ACS5_boy wrote:

yea betul. pas tu pi parking kat KLCC tu.......... kami lawat beramai2

Wei Schnitzmo... Camne brani ka...? kihkihkih... Twisted Evil

uihh lame x online dh berjela2 crite!!!
streamyx prob la!!! lahanatullah tol!! Evil or Very Mad

#51: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:14 am
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wa stju ngan idea conti pkai water color pastu tmbak clear 3k!!!
tp water color kene pkai berus die bru rata...
rasenye raye aji taun depan bru siap hood...insyaallah
4 kali raye siap la...(kate nk murah!!)

#52: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:04 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

wa stju ngan idea conti pkai water color pastu tmbak clear 3k!!!
tp water color kene pkai berus die bru rata...
rasenye raye aji taun depan bru siap hood...insyaallah
4 kali raye siap la...(kate nk murah!!)

#53: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:05 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

Ubartsanz wrote:

ACS5_boy wrote:

yea betul. pas tu pi parking kat KLCC tu.......... kami lawat beramai2

Wei Schnitzmo... Camne brani ka...? kihkihkih... Twisted Evil

uihh lame x online dh berjela2 crite!!!
streamyx prob la!!! lahanatullah tol!! Evil or Very Mad

call tech streamyx..:twisted:

#54: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:53 pm
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dh bape kali call bro...wa keje 103 telekom...
ramai giler org mintak no streamyx nk komplain...
x bley pakai la dorang!!

#55: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:18 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

dh bape kali call bro...wa keje 103 telekom...
ramai giler org mintak no streamyx nk komplain...
x bley pakai la dorang!!

laa yekee..hehe..padan muke..joking bro..1300 88 9515 press button 3 for streamyx tech.. Twisted Evil

#56: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:33 pm
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huhhu...dh letih wa bg no phone tu kt customer!!!

#57: Re: jangan di buek!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:20 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

huhhu...dh letih wa bg no phone tu kt customer!!!

kahkah..

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