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#1: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:15 pm
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Seorang lelaki yg sengau naik ke sebuah bas lalu bertanya kpd pemandu
bas "Vang.. vas nih fegi
hamfang ke...? " (bang, bas ni pergi ampang ke?).

Pemandu bas itu berdiam diri. Marah krn tidak dilayan, lelaki sengau itu
pun turun dari bas.

Seorang lelaki lain di belakang pemuda sengau tadi pun bertanya kpd
pemandu bas itu. "kenapa awak diam tadi? kesian dia..."

Pemandu itu pun menjawab: "Masham mana haya nak hawab.... haya hun
hengau hugak.. hhanti hia hata haya hehek hia
hulakk!!!........" (mcm mana saya nak jawab.. saya pun sengau jugak..
nanti dia kata saya ejek dia pulak!!!)..."

#2: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:41 pm
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kesian bro..tp sengal tul laa drebar vas ni..hehe Twisted Evil

#3: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:39 pm
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sape sbrnye nk disalahkan dlm cite nih???!!
rase2nye brader blakang drebar tu...
sape suruh die tnye???!!!

#4: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:33 am
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bukan salah sape2 ah.....dah dia sengau nk wat mcm 2....betul gak driver vas 2....dia x jwb pun sebab takut nanti pemuda 2 terasa lak....

#5: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:29 am
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hentah le..hape yg hatut hihalahkan??haya fon hah hahu!! Twisted Evil

#6: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ariel,

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:58 am
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...hargh!...hargh!...hargh! Very Happy

#7: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:40 am
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///M_E30 wrote:

hentah le..hape yg hatut hihalahkan??haya fon hah hahu!! Twisted Evil

haaa,hitu ha masahalah hyer... Laughing

pengajarannye jgn bagi org bisu b'temu...
kerana dikhuatiri ada pihak yg akan cedera... Laughing

#8: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ariel,

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:32 am
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...ekekekeke Very Happy

#9: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:52 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

hentah le..hape yg hatut hihalahkan??haya fon hah hahu!! Twisted Evil

haaa,hitu ha masahalah hyer... Laughing

pengajarannye jgn bagi org bisu b'temu...
kerana dikhuatiri ada pihak yg akan cedera... Laughing

pembetulan bro!!bukan bisu!!tapi hohang henghau!!ekekekeke Twisted Evil

#10: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:55 am
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soalanye salah sape??

#11: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:04 am
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contaconti wrote:

soalanye salah sape??

sape yg salah ape bro??confuse bro!!

#12: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ariel,

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:26 am
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...hape le huhang hi hok hising2 hi...hom hi huke huase he... Cool

#13: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:10 am
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///M_E30 wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

hentah le..hape yg hatut hihalahkan??haya fon hah hahu!! Twisted Evil

haaa,hitu ha masahalah hyer... Laughing

pengajarannye jgn bagi org bisu b'temu...
kerana dikhuatiri ada pihak yg akan cedera... Laughing

pembetulan bro!!bukan bisu!!tapi hohang henghau!!ekekekeke Twisted Evil

huhuhh..typing error!!! Laughing

bln pose biase rr...lapor!!!

#14: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:06 am
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ariel wrote:

...hape le huhang hi hok hising2 hi...hom hi huke huase he... Cool

Cam bunyi BOV SQV je... Laughing

#15: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:33 am
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ariel wrote:

...hape le huhang hi hok hising2 hi...hom hi huke huase he... Cool

yeah..penyakit henhau dah mengjangkit!!ekekeke Laughing

#16: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:35 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

hentah le..hape yg hatut hihalahkan??haya fon hah hahu!! Twisted Evil

haaa,hitu ha masahalah hyer... Laughing

pengajarannye jgn bagi org bisu b'temu...
kerana dikhuatiri ada pihak yg akan cedera... Laughing

pembetulan bro!!bukan bisu!!tapi hohang henghau!!ekekekeke Twisted Evil

huhuhh..typing error!!! Laughing

bln pose biase rr...lapor!!!

ekekeke!typing error sbb sblah tngn pegang burger McD x??ekekeke

#17: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:35 am
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Ubartsanz wrote:

ariel wrote:

...hape le huhang hi hok hising2 hi...hom hi huke huase he... Cool

Cam bunyi BOV SQV je... Laughing

ekekekke!! Laughing

#18: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:42 am
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ariel wrote:

...hape le huhang hi hok hising2 hi...hom hi huke huase he... Cool

kehkeh..ooo huase.. Twisted Evil

#19: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:43 pm
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///M_E30 wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

hentah le..hape yg hatut hihalahkan??haya fon hah hahu!! Twisted Evil

haaa,hitu ha masahalah hyer... Laughing

pengajarannye jgn bagi org bisu b'temu...
kerana dikhuatiri ada pihak yg akan cedera... Laughing

pembetulan bro!!bukan bisu!!tapi hohang henghau!!ekekekeke Twisted Evil

huhuhh..typing error!!! Laughing

bln pose biase rr...lapor!!!

ekekeke!typing error sbb sblah tngn pegang burger McD x??ekekeke

oit,haku pose laa!!! Twisted Evil

(sambil memegang cendol alor gajah semalam n tangan kanan pegang dunhill stengah)

p/s:cendol bukanla spt coke hatta malta sekalipon...ianya mudah basi...
bukanke pembaziran itu amalan ''syaitan''??!!! Twisted Evil

#20: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:10 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

ekekekeke!!betul x sy bilang!!betul bro..
pembaziran itu 1 dose,kalu pose 1/2 hari pon pembaziran jugak!!cmne 2??

#21: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:54 pm
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///M_E30 wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

ekekekeke!!betul x sy bilang!!betul bro..
pembaziran itu 1 dose,kalu pose 1/2 hari pon pembaziran jugak!!cmne 2??

kahkah...

#22: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:23 pm
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///M_E30 wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

ekekekeke!!betul x sy bilang!!betul bro..
pembaziran itu 1 dose,kalu pose 1/2 hari pon pembaziran jugak!!cmne 2??

alahhmakk...penguatkuase JAINS dh kene pangkah!!! Laughing

#23: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:02 pm
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sapa salah???

mereka dan keluarga mereka

#24: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:14 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

sapa salah???

mereka dan keluarga mereka

hehe..lame tak dengar berite deanna yussof.. Sad

#25: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ariel,

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:23 am
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contaconti wrote:

ACS5_boy wrote:

sapa salah???

mereka dan keluarga mereka

hehe..lame tak dengar berite deanna yussof.. Sad

...Deenna Yusof?...oh ya...tu dia punya line kat dalam cite Selubung... Rolling Eyes

#26: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:29 am
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ariel wrote:

contaconti wrote:

ACS5_boy wrote:

sapa salah???

mereka dan keluarga mereka

hehe..lame tak dengar berite deanna yussof.. Sad

...Deenna Yusof?...oh ya...tu dia punya line kat dalam cite Selubung... Rolling Eyes

yee..betull.. Very Happy

#27: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:33 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

schnitzsmo wrote:

ekekekeke!!betul x sy bilang!!betul bro..
pembaziran itu 1 dose,kalu pose 1/2 hari pon pembaziran jugak!!cmne 2??

alahhmakk...penguatkuase JAINS dh kene pangkah!!! Laughing

ekekekkeke!!jgn mare eh!!

#28: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:40 am
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xpe...saling mengingati sesame malat...
hhuhuhu...

#29: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:31 pm
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guapun tetiba teringat

#30: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:05 pm
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ACS5_boy wrote:

guapun tetiba teringat

bro tetihe tehihat hahe??..hukim he??..hehe Twisted Evil

#31: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:25 pm
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hahaha.........cukup-cukup. pasal mengutuk serah kat korang. ingatkan tutup hamsap bulan posa ni, jadi baik. tapi............kih kih kih

#32: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:27 am
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Malat For Life..!!! Twisted Evil

#33: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:36 am
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hehe..joking bro.. Laughing

#34: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:17 pm
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takpe-takpe wa paham. lu gurau je. tapi memandangkan lu dah terkutuk bro, wa cadangkan lu pi mintak maap balik. rayapun dah dekat ni.....kih kih kih

#35: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:42 pm
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ACS5_boy wrote:

takpe-takpe wa paham. lu gurau je. tapi memandangkan lu dah terkutuk bro, wa cadangkan lu pi mintak maap balik. rayapun dah dekat ni.....kih kih kih

bleh..tp bro kene cutilaa..hehe Twisted Evil

#36: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:11 pm
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wa tahun ni cuti.......yahooooooo. 3 tahun dah tak raya oooiiiiiiii........

#37: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:32 pm
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ACS5_boy wrote:

wa tahun ni cuti.......yahooooooo. 3 tahun dah tak raya oooiiiiiiii........

Kesiannnn..... Sad

#38: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:54 am
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Ubartsanz wrote:

ACS5_boy wrote:

wa tahun ni cuti.......yahooooooo. 3 tahun dah tak raya oooiiiiiiii........

Kesiannnn..... Sad

haha..akhirnye kini pasti.. Laughing

#39: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:45 pm
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jangan raya senayan dah. nangis aku.......

di hari raya..............
terkenang daku kepada sidia..............
kampung halaman nun jauh di sana.............
rumah serta kreta ku..........sob sob sob

#40: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:22 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

jangan raya senayan dah. nangis aku.......

di hari raya..............
terkenang daku kepada sidia..............
kampung halaman nun jauh di sana.............
rumah serta kreta ku..........sob sob sob

rumah ngan kete je ke bro?? Shocked

#41: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:49 am
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hehe yang tu no 4

#42: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:51 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

hehe yang tu no 4

..teke dah..

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