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#1: the resume Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:53 pm
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This Kid will go far…
This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: Censored

DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I’m worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and ‘post-it’ notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That’s why I’m applying.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 – 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

#2: Re: the resume Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:52 pm
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Erk... Nie macam pun ada ka..!!! Anak sape la nie... Rolling Eyes

#3: Re: the resume Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:58 am
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Quote::

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

hehehehehe!!jawapan yg pedas!! Twisted Evil

bagus!!

#4: Re: the resume Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:55 am
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dia ni jujur gile.. Twisted Evil

#5: Re: the resume Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:58 pm
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nak gak org amik die ni keje...
tp x dinafikan jawapan die mmg ringkas,tepat n padat...
EDUCATION:YES....huhuhuh Laughing

#6: Re: the resume Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:16 am
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hehe..cane laa agaknye rupe mamat ni?? Twisted Evil

#7: Re: the resume Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:29 pm
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huhuhh..
anak sape la nih???..

#8: Re: the resume Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:12 pm
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schnitzsmo wrote:

huhuhh..
anak sape la nih???..

mak bapak dai mesti lari dr umah sbb dia ni..bukan dia!! Twisted Evil

#9: Re: the resume Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:53 pm
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huhuh...ade gak kes mak bpk lari umah eh???!!
sawan dek kerane anak yg bebal spt kera!!!
''ape kejadahnyer sume ini''!!!...

Last edited by schnitzsmo on Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:54 pm; edited 1 time in total

#10: Re: the resume Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:35 am
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schnitzsmo wrote:

huhuh...ade gak kes mak bpk lari umah eh???!!
sawan dek kerane anak yg bebal spt kera!!!
''ape kejadahnyer sume ini''!!!...

hehe

#11: Re: the resume Author: schnitzsmo,

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:52 am
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''melaporkan utk ntv7''!!!

#12: Re: the resume Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:30 pm
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bebal

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