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#1: Kancil Pak Ali Author: ariel,

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:44 am
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Pak ali baru beli kancil second hand. Seronok sangat dapat keta, dia cadang nak pi KL jumpa anak cucu. petang tu dapat keta terus dia ke KL lepas maghrib. Masuk Highway plus ke KL, keta dia tak jalan. "Rasa-rasanya clutch habis nih. Enjin hidup tapi tak jalan keta nih" Bisik pak ali...
Tengah dok cuba masuk gear ada keta Evo 7 berenti.
"Apahal ni pakcik?" tanya budak evo tuh.
"Ntahlah nak..keta nih tak mau jalan. Enjin ok. Clutch abis kot" Cakap pak ali.
"Macam nilah pakcik. saya ader rantai. Kita tunda sampai next stop. Atleast kat R&R ade ramai orang sikit. Kat sini tepi highway bahaya" Cadang budak Evo tuh...
"Taknaklah, keta kau laju sangat" Tolak pak ali
"Tak pe, saya janji bawak slow2. Kalau saya laju pakcik bagi beam. Nanti saya slow sikit" budak tu explain balik.
Pak ali pun setuju sebab dia rasa cadangan tu ok..

Masa tengah tunda, ada subaru impreza datang sebelah keta evo tu sambil ajak race. Subaru tu tak perasan evo tu tengah tunda keta kancil. Mula2 evo tu buat dek ajer.. Tapi si subaru nih tak habis2 ram sambil himpit evo tu, nak race jugak! Evo tu bengang dia pun terus pecut smpai lupa yang dia tengah tunda kancil pak ali. Pak ali gelabah kecut perut terus bagi beam sambil hayun tangan suruh ke tepi. Evo tu pulak tengah syok cucuk subaru smpai tak peduli kat pak ali dah...

Tiba-tiba ade polis tengah buat speed trap

Polis1: Bola satu. Sila tahan tiga kereta. Over
Polis2: Bola satu kepada bola 2. Kereta apa, over
Polis1: Kereta satu Subaru Impreza biru WHX1698 220KM/J. Over
Polis2: Terima over
Polis1: Kereta dua Evo 7 Merah WGP4034 215KM/J. Over
Polis2: Terima. Kereta 3? Over

Polis 1 Sambil garuk kepala
"Kereta kancil merah. Kelajuan tak dapat dikesan, tengah cucuk evo sambil bagi beam nak suruh kedua dua kereta depan ke tepi sebab nak potong semua ...."

Overrr....

#2: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:15 am
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kehkehkeh!!kancil merah ker kancil kuning yg sy plan nk rembat 2 bro??

#3: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:26 pm
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gua nak beli kancil pas ni...........

#4: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:19 am
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kahkah..tak masal-masal..pasni jumpe bnr34 mintak dia tow plaklaa..good 1 bro!! Twisted Evil

#5: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:20 am
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///M_E30 wrote:

kehkehkeh!!kancil merah ker kancil kuning yg sy plan nk rembat 2 bro??

hehe..marilah kite..perjuangan yg belum selesai.. Twisted Evil

#6: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:25 am
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contaconti wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

kehkehkeh!!kancil merah ker kancil kuning yg sy plan nk rembat 2 bro??

hehe..marilah kite..perjuangan yg belum selesai.. Twisted Evil

kehkehkeh!!tngu bro big joe baru cukup korum!!

p/s - Jgn bg cikgu tau!! Twisted Evil

#7: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:36 am
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///M_E30 wrote:

contaconti wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

kehkehkeh!!kancil merah ker kancil kuning yg sy plan nk rembat 2 bro??

hehe..marilah kite..perjuangan yg belum selesai.. Twisted Evil

kehkehkeh!!tngu bro big joe baru cukup korum!!

p/s - Jgn bg cikgu tau!! Twisted Evil

kahkah..cikgu ni baik sgtlaa..hehe..bleh wat menantu Twisted Evil

#8: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:42 am
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contaconti wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

contaconti wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

kehkehkeh!!kancil merah ker kancil kuning yg sy plan nk rembat 2 bro??

hehe..marilah kite..perjuangan yg belum selesai.. Twisted Evil

kehkehkeh!!tngu bro big joe baru cukup korum!!

p/s - Jgn bg cikgu tau!! Twisted Evil

kahkah..cikgu ni baik sgtlaa..hehe..bleh wat menantu Twisted Evil

ni racun ker betul2 puji?? Twisted Evil

#9: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:44 am
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///M_E30 wrote:

contaconti wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

contaconti wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

kehkehkeh!!kancil merah ker kancil kuning yg sy plan nk rembat 2 bro??

hehe..marilah kite..perjuangan yg belum selesai.. Twisted Evil

kehkehkeh!!tngu bro big joe baru cukup korum!!

p/s - Jgn bg cikgu tau!! Twisted Evil

kahkah..cikgu ni baik sgtlaa..hehe..bleh wat menantu Twisted Evil

ni racun ker betul2 puji?? Twisted Evil

puji..hehe Twisted Evil

#10: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:51 am
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contaconti wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

contaconti wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

contaconti wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

kehkehkeh!!kancil merah ker kancil kuning yg sy plan nk rembat 2 bro??

hehe..marilah kite..perjuangan yg belum selesai.. Twisted Evil

kehkehkeh!!tngu bro big joe baru cukup korum!!

p/s - Jgn bg cikgu tau!! Twisted Evil

kahkah..cikgu ni baik sgtlaa..hehe..bleh wat menantu Twisted Evil

ni racun ker betul2 puji?? Twisted Evil

puji..hehe Twisted Evil

kehkehkeh!!terbahak2 cikgu tgh mengajar!!

#11: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:45 am
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contaconti wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

contaconti wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

kehkehkeh!!kancil merah ker kancil kuning yg sy plan nk rembat 2 bro??

hehe..marilah kite..perjuangan yg belum selesai.. Twisted Evil

kehkehkeh!!tngu bro big joe baru cukup korum!!

p/s - Jgn bg cikgu tau!! Twisted Evil

kahkah..cikgu ni baik sgtlaa..hehe..bleh wat menantu Twisted Evil

Baik... Tapi horny..!!! Twisted Evil

#12: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:02 am
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Ubartsanz wrote:

contaconti wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

contaconti wrote:

///M_E30 wrote:

kehkehkeh!!kancil merah ker kancil kuning yg sy plan nk rembat 2 bro??

hehe..marilah kite..perjuangan yg belum selesai.. Twisted Evil

kehkehkeh!!tngu bro big joe baru cukup korum!!

p/s - Jgn bg cikgu tau!! Twisted Evil

kahkah..cikgu ni baik sgtlaa..hehe..bleh wat menantu Twisted Evil

Baik... Tapi horny..!!! Twisted Evil

horny..kehkeh..tak dapek den nak nolong..hehe Twisted Evil

#13: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:13 pm
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hah...kantoi kutuk saya ek....

#14: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:53 pm
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fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

hah...kantoi kutuk saya ek....

Eh... Takde la... Lariii... Laughing

#15: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:10 am
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bro lari saya kejar la....hahaha (gelak mcm setan dah ni)....hehehe....

#16: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:28 am
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Ubartsanz wrote:

fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

hah...kantoi kutuk saya ek....

Eh... Takde la... Lariii... Laughing

kahkah..chalooo.. Twisted Evil

#17: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:04 pm
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mari kita kejar bro ubartsanz....hahahah....

#18: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:07 pm
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bart! kalau aku serah diri je. laju tu cikgu tu.........

#19: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:24 pm
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ACS5_boy wrote:

bart! kalau aku serah diri je. laju tu cikgu tu.........

Arghhh... Wa tak kira... Kasi test dulu..!!! Twisted Evil

#20: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:59 pm
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waduh waduh........kalo gitu kata ko, aku tak leh berbuat apa selain.....................aku join sekali lorrrrrrrr....kik kik kik

#21: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:28 am
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nak jugak!..hehe..(macam laju je kete aku).. Twisted Evil

#22: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:10 am
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Haa... Ape lg cikgu..!!! Ramai yg nak pinang kete ko nie..!!! Jadi ke..?

BCL tak nak join sekali ke..? Twisted Evil

#23: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:50 pm
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Ubartsanz wrote:

Haa... Ape lg cikgu..!!! Ramai yg nak pinang kete ko nie..!!! Jadi ke..?

BCL tak nak join sekali ke..? twisted

saya on je cikgu....tp nk wat balancing dulu...x wat2 lagi dr hari 2....nih baru2 nih paip air turbo dah pecah....x jd lagi nk wat balancing...tp klu dah balancing...saya calling sume untuk race ok....bro BCL jom ah join skali...

#24: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:03 pm
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jom lah sepang.

#25: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:03 pm
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ACS5_boy wrote:

jom lah sepang.

Bila...? Good idea gak tuu... Twisted Evil

#26: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:22 am
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jom satey kajang..hehe Razz

#27: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:13 pm
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contaconti wrote:

jom satey kajang..hehe P

eh bro ni....asyik mkn je....nanti bdn naik bro...hehehe.....kita org nk race nih....bila 2 bro ubartsanz...

#28: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:46 am
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fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

contaconti wrote:

jom satey kajang..hehe P

eh bro ni....asyik mkn je....nanti bdn naik bro...hehehe.....kita org nk race nih....bila 2 bro ubartsanz...

yelaa pitstop laa dulu.. Wink

#29: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:28 am
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fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

contaconti wrote:

jom satey kajang..hehe P

eh bro ni....asyik mkn je....nanti bdn naik bro...hehehe.....kita org nk race nih....bila 2 bro ubartsanz...

Ko pegi balancing dulu la...!!! kihkihkih... Twisted Evil

#30: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:48 am
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Ubartsanz wrote:

fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

contaconti wrote:

jom satey kajang..hehe P

eh bro ni....asyik mkn je....nanti bdn naik bro...hehehe.....kita org nk race nih....bila 2 bro ubartsanz...

Ko pegi balancing dulu la...!!! kihkihkih... Twisted Evil

kahkah..balancing laa ngan satey kajang.. Very Happy

#31: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:50 am
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contaconti wrote:

Ubartsanz wrote:

fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

contaconti wrote:

jom satey kajang..hehe P

eh bro ni....asyik mkn je....nanti bdn naik bro...hehehe.....kita org nk race nih....bila 2 bro ubartsanz...

Ko pegi balancing dulu la...!!! kihkihkih... Twisted Evil

kahkah..balancing laa ngan satey kajang.. Very Happy

Hantar buah ke bro...? Laughing

#32: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:56 am
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Ubartsanz wrote:

contaconti wrote:

Ubartsanz wrote:

fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

contaconti wrote:

jom satey kajang..hehe P

eh bro ni....asyik mkn je....nanti bdn naik bro...hehehe.....kita org nk race nih....bila 2 bro ubartsanz...

Ko pegi balancing dulu la...!!! kihkihkih... Twisted Evil

kahkah..balancing laa ngan satey kajang.. Very Happy

Hantar buah ke bro...? Laughing

kehkeh..

#33: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:58 am
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contaconti wrote:

Ubartsanz wrote:

contaconti wrote:

Ubartsanz wrote:

fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

contaconti wrote:

jom satey kajang..hehe P

eh bro ni....asyik mkn je....nanti bdn naik bro...hehehe.....kita org nk race nih....bila 2 bro ubartsanz...

Ko pegi balancing dulu la...!!! kihkihkih... Twisted Evil

kahkah..balancing laa ngan satey kajang.. Very Happy

Hantar buah ke bro...? Laughing

kehkeh..

Kesian.... Wink

#34: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:51 pm
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ne ada...balancing??? x yah balancing pun dah laju ah....hehehe

#35: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:54 pm
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fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

ne ada...balancing??? x yah balancing pun dah laju ah....hehehe

Tu ari cakap mau tunggu balancing dulu..!!! Tau la kete ko laju... Sad

#36: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:56 pm
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tulaa..mase menunggu buek balancing tu..kite gi makan satey kajang ..best tak?? Twisted Evil

#37: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:18 pm
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cikgu tu low profile lebih. balancinglah, tayar gegar lah. dah laju tu buat cara laju lah cikgu.....:evil:

#38: Re: Kancil Pak Ali Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:20 pm
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hehehe....relax la bro....saya memang low prolfile.....mcm takumi....hero anime initial d....hehehe.....tapi x terer mcm dia....terer skit je.....

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