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#1: Pregnant Author: ariel,

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:40 am
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PREGNANT

In a second grade sex education class, a little girl asks,
" Teacher, can my momma get pregnant?"

The teacher asks,
"How old is your mother?"

The little girl says,
"Forty."

The teacher says,
"Yes, your mother could get pregnant."

The little girl asks,
"Can my big sister get pregnant?"

The teacher asks,
"How old is your sister?"

The little girl answers,
"Nineteen."

The teacher says,
"Oh my yes, your sister certainly could get pregnant."

The little girl asks,
"Can I get pregnant?"

The teacher asks,
"How old are you?"

The little girl says,
"I'm seven years ! ! old."

The teacher says,
"No, you can't get pregnant."

The little boy b! ehind the little girl gives her a poke and says,
"See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."

Shocked

#2: Re: Pregnant Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:03 am
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woo..kids nowadays!!.. Twisted Evil

#3: Re: Pregnant Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:20 am
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kehkehkeh!!ganas betul kanak2 zaman skarang!! Laughing

#4: Re: Pregnant Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:24 pm
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adusss gua dah berbelah bagi ni. nak buat anak ke tidak.............hahahaha

#5: Re: Pregnant Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:14 pm
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Erk... Takut la camni... Mr. Green

#6: Re: Pregnant Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:14 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

adusss gua dah berbelah bagi ni. nak buat anak ke tidak.............hahahaha

boleh percaye ke..hehe Twisted Evil

#7: Re: Pregnant Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:09 pm
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walawei....mcm ne ni....rosak bdk2 zaman sekarang.....2 ah....asyik nk tgk hamsap je....

#8: Re: Pregnant Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:56 pm
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fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

walawei....mcm ne ni....rosak bdk2 zaman sekarang.....2 ah....asyik nk tgk hamsap je....

Selamat mengajar cikgu... Twisted Evil

#9: Re: Pregnant Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:13 am
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2 yg best ngaja bdk zaman sekarang nih....hehehe....leh jadi mcm citer jepun G.T.O....Great Teacher Onizuka....cikgu yg paling sempoi kat skola...n gila sex....hehehe....slalu skodeng student pompuan n skodeng awek dia....hehehe

#10: Re: Pregnant Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:26 am
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fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

2 yg best ngaja bdk zaman sekarang nih....hehehe....leh jadi mcm citer jepun G.T.O....Great Teacher Onizuka....cikgu yg paling sempoi kat skola...n gila sex....hehehe....slalu skodeng student pompuan n skodeng awek dia....hehehe

bleh tahan gak tahap kehornian cikgu ni..hehe..jokin bro.. Twisted Evil

#11: Re: Pregnant Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:09 pm
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fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

Lalu ko pun terpengaruh ngan cite tu la..!!! Ko nak kena sebat ke ar...!? Rolling Eyes

#12: Re: Pregnant Author: bigjoe74, Location: originally muar but now nilai- N9

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:04 am
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gila siol....takut gua...

#13: Re: Pregnant Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:02 pm
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hehehe....gurau je ah bro....

#14: Re: Pregnant Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:09 pm
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cikgu ni tak tahulah, dah tahap apa dia ni..............:?:?:?

#15: Re: Pregnant Author: highwaystar, Location: Kola Lompuer

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:15 am
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mmm nampak-nya hamsap room kena close down nih kekekkee

#16: Re: Pregnant Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:55 am
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highwaystar wrote:

mmm nampak-nya hamsap room kena close down nih kekekkee

aaa..tidakkk..betul ke bro?? Shocked

#17: Re: Pregnant Author: ariel,

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:39 am
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contaconti wrote:

highwaystar wrote:

mmm nampak-nya hamsap room kena close down nih kekekkee

aaa..tidakkk..betul ke bro?? Shocked

...aiseymen... Rolling Eyes

#18: Re: Pregnant Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:03 pm
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tolonglah mr star, janganlah tutup. nanti tak ada tempat nak dapat ilham, nak cuci kepala etc etc. alaaa nanti kita belanja lah teh tarik. amacam?

#19: Re: Pregnant Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:21 am
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contaconti wrote:

highwaystar wrote:

mmm nampak-nya hamsap room kena close down nih kekekkee

aaa..tidakkk..betul ke bro?? Shocked

erk!!jgn di tutup bro,nti gg TT muke x bermaye jer!!ekekeke Twisted Evil

#20: Re: Pregnant Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:23 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

tolonglah mr star, janganlah tutup. nanti tak ada tempat nak dapat ilham, nak cuci kepala etc etc. alaaa nanti kita belanja lah teh tarik. amacam?

kahkah..

#21: Re: Pregnant Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:17 am
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highwaystar wrote:

mmm nampak-nya hamsap room kena close down nih kekekkee

Padan muke lu olang... Tu la... Ishishish... Laughing

#22: Re: Pregnant Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:57 pm
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tah...padan muke korang....mcm saya ada tmpt lain nk cr ilham....wahahaha

#23: Re: Pregnant Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:01 pm
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sapa.......student ke.???? memang kena ikan pari budak ni nanti.....ish ish ish

#24: Re: Pregnant Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:08 am
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fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

tah...padan muke korang....mcm saya ada tmpt lain nk cr ilham....wahahaha

hehe..sesorang larat ke??..kalu tak..gua ade..hahha Twisted Evil

#25: Re: Pregnant Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:59 pm
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Cikgu nie mmg nak kena sula ngan HKS super drager nih... Evil or Very Mad

#26: Re: Pregnant Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:24 am
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sule ngan ekjos generator tnb tu je..

#27: Re: Pregnant Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:16 pm
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hehehe....bkn ngan student la....n bukan hamsap.....juz cr ilham ngan dgr lagu2 yang menenangkan jiwa....hehehe

#28: Re: Pregnant Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:32 pm
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fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

hehehe....bkn ngan student la....n bukan hamsap.....juz cr ilham ngan dgr lagu2 yang menenangkan jiwa....hehehe

jiwang ler beb!!ekekkeke Twisted Evil

#29: Re: Pregnant Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:44 am
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uuuu!!!..hehe..

#30: Re: Pregnant Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:29 am
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fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

hehehe....bkn ngan student la....n bukan hamsap.....juz cr ilham ngan dgr lagu2 yang menenangkan jiwa....hehehe

Kete ganaz tp owner hati tmn bunga..!!! Lariii... Laughing

#31: Re: Pregnant Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:47 am
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Ubartsanz wrote:

fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

hehehe....bkn ngan student la....n bukan hamsap.....juz cr ilham ngan dgr lagu2 yang menenangkan jiwa....hehehe

Kete ganaz tp owner hati tmn bunga..!!! Lariii... Laughing

kahkah..patutlaa kete asyik bersin je..hehe..jangan mare cikgu..jokin2 je.. Twisted Evil

#32: Re: Pregnant Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:53 pm
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hehehe.....bersin sebab asyik hidu spora bunga....hehehe

#33: Re: Pregnant Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:56 pm
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fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

hehehe.....bersin sebab asyik hidu spora bunga....hehehe

Sah ko nie mmg mat bunga..!!! Lariii.... Laughing

#34: Re: Pregnant Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:53 pm
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dah penat nak lari laa..gua lompat kijang plaklaa.. Twisted Evil

#35: Re: Pregnant Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:21 pm
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ok....lompat kijang sampai kajang....pastu lepak mkn satay kajang....hehehe....

#36: Re: Pregnant Author: mafia, Location: Puchong

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:24 pm
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sounds like me when m in skool...i was the boy la!

#37: Re: Pregnant Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:51 am
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mafia wrote:

sounds like me when m in skool...i was the boy la!

skola mne dulu bro?? Twisted Evil

#38: Re: Pregnant Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:14 am
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mafia wrote:

sounds like me when m in skool...i was the boy la!

ooo..last time like that..now when grow old drive badass e28..hehe Twisted Evil

#39: Re: Pregnant Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:15 am
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fresh_slash_e30det wrote:

ok....lompat kijang sampai kajang....pastu lepak mkn satay kajang....hehehe....

haha..bagus cikgu ni.. Twisted Evil

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