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#1: Potong Zaka Author: rocco_siffredi, Location: Docklands, Melbourne.

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:08 am
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Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....

Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa.... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni.....nah tengok (opens his trousers).

Apek: Chee sin punya olang......gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau....

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah

#2: Re: Potong Zaka Author: boy_mtech, Location: Selangor

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:30 am
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Hahahahahaha.... Very Happy

#3: Re: Potong Zaka Author: aRRrgghh, Location: KeranaMu Malaysia

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:02 pm
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that's a good one haha =D

#4: Re: Potong Zaka Author: e30_turbo,

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:12 pm
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gler ar ni olang......potong zaka ar...

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