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#1: Wife Comes Home Early Author: bigjoe74, Location: originally muar but now nilai- N9

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:41 am
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Very Happy

The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"

The husband, replies, "Wait, Wait a minute!
Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"

"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you.
But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"

The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co -worker wearing the same pair."

The husband continues his story.
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use"

#2: Re: Wife Comes Home Early Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:15 am
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bigjoe74 wrote:

"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use"

Yesss....

#3: Re: Wife Comes Home Early Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:26 am
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what goes around comes around..

#4: Re: Wife Comes Home Early Author: boyhartge, Location: puchong jaya

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:06 am
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hehehehe...bile aku nak jumpe ngan pompuan camnie....dah lame mengidam....

#5: Re: Wife Comes Home Early Author: ACS5_boy, Location: N9_bie

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:31 am
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ada! kat spital sakit mental........haahaha

#6: Re: Wife Comes Home Early Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:09 am
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ACS5_boy wrote:

ada! kat spital sakit mental........haahaha

kahkah..

#7: Re: Wife Comes Home Early Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:37 pm
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contaconti wrote:

ACS5_boy wrote:

ada! kat spital sakit mental........haahaha

kahkah.. twisted

hehehe.....

#8: Re: Wife Comes Home Early Author: highwaystar, Location: Kola Lompuer

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:15 am
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oh mannn..really slap on her face lorrr... kekekeke

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