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#1: jail break Author: bigjoe74, Location: originally muar but now nilai- N9

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:47 am
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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:

Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years, I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry he'll kill us both.

Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.

He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.

I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey.
I love you, too Laughing

#2: Re: jail break Author: contaconti, Location: behind sixpot 's home

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:52 am
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wakaka..poor husband..2 thumbs up bro.. Twisted Evil

#3: Re: jail break Author: willy,

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:42 am
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good one bro..hahaha

#4: Re: jail break Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:38 pm
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hehehe....yeah....great one bro.....cian kat husband dia.......

#5: Re: jail break Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:05 pm
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ekekekeke!!gud 1 bro!!
15 tahun dlm penjare..asyik menghadap laki jer,jadi ler gay!! Twisted Evil

#6: Re: jail break Author: highwaystar, Location: Kola Lompuer

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:30 am
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adooiiii...kelakar giler beb..kekekek Vaselin part is the best...gud one!!!! cheers mate!

kekekekkakakakaksksksks

#7: Re: jail break Author: fresh_slash_e30det, Location: Seremban

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:36 pm
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baca 2 kali pun still lwk lg....hehehe

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