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#1: 12-inch pianist!^%@# Author: shahril78, Location: AnFieLd

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:32 am
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A man walks into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a black bag over one shoulder. He sits down at the bar. The bartender walks up. "What`s in the bag?", asks the bartender. The man puts the bag on the bar, reaches in and pulls out a baby grand piano, a small bench and a 12 inch tall man wearing a top hat and a tux with tails. The 12 inch tall man sits down at the piano and begins playing Beethoven. "That`s amazing!" says the bartender, his eyes wide with disbelief. "Where did he come from?".

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a genie lamp. "Rub the lamp" he says, pushing the lamp toward the bartender. The bartender grabs the lamp and begins rubbing it vigorously with his bar rag. Out pops an old, wrinkled genie. "I grant you one wish" he says to the bartender.

"I want a million bucks!" says the bartender. "Done" says the genie. The genie disappears back into the lamp. Moments pass. Suddenly a duck appears on the bar with a poof. Then another....and another. They appear on the bar stools...on the tables...on the Budweiser sign on the wall. POOF...POOF...POOF. Thousands...tens of thousands of ducks begin to fill the bar! "Christ!" shouts the bartender. "I didn't`t say ducks!" he yells, "I said bucks!".

The man at the bar looks at the bartender, "You think why I asked for a 12 inch pianist Wink

#2: Re: 12-inch pianist!^%@# Author: highwaystar, Location: Kola Lompuer

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:54 am
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hahahahahahahaha........ farrk!, now the bartender resign and sell roasted duck and guess what he only manage to get back 3k..not million hehehehe

#3: Re: 12-inch pianist!^%@# Author: shahril78, Location: AnFieLd

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:37 pm
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ha ha ha ha

#4: Re: 12-inch pianist!^%@# Author: saintdastar, Location: Petaling Jaya

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:40 am
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okla shahril, next time i show u my 12inch penis.

#5: Re: 12-inch pianist!^%@# Author: shahril78, Location: AnFieLd

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:06 am
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huh? don't lah deiii... u'll break Manoj's heart... hehehe

#6: Re: 12-inch pianist!^%@# Author: highwaystar, Location: Kola Lompuer

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:31 am
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shahril78 wrote:

huh? don't lah deiii... u'll break Manoj's heart... hehehe

wow manoj jangan marah2... david just joking only...

#7: Re: 12-inch pianist!^%@# Author: shahril78, Location: AnFieLd

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:53 am
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jangan marah huh... nanti kena jual... hehehe

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