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#1: Tijah Author: highwaystar, Location: Kola Lompuer

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:43 am
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Tijah budak kampung tapi bekerja di KL. Biasalah, bila
dah duduk town, mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi
maut, bercinta pula dengan lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu
ke hilir menayang boyfriend mat salehnya bermata biru.
Punyale eksen si Tijah, hinggalah satu hari die
terserempak boyfriend mata birunye tu dengan wanita
lain yang lebih seksi maut dari die. Apalagi meraungle
si Tijah ni tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke4,
Tijah menulis surat kepada boyfriend mata birunye tu
untuk memutuskan perhubungan dgnnye yang baru
dikenalinye selama sebulan. Beginile bunyinye surat si
Tijah;

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I HAVE THINK ABOUT THIS
VERY COOK-COOK. I KNOW I CLAP ONE HAND ONLY.
CORRECTLY, I HAVE SEEN YOU AND SHE WALK WALK TOGETHER
AT TOWN WITH EYES MYSELF. YOU GRAB HAND SHE. YOU
ALWAYS ASK FOR APOLOGY BACK-BACK. I DON'T TRUST YOU
AGAIN!! YOU ARE REALLY CROCODILE LAND!!! MY FRIEND
SPEAK YOU PLAY WOOD THREE. FIRST-FIRST I THINK MY
FRIEND LIE ME. BUT NOW I KNOW YOU CORRECT-CORRECT PLAY
WOOD THREE. SO, I BREAK CONNECTION TO PULL MY BODY
FROM THIS LOVE TRIANGLE. I KNOW THIS RESULT I PICK IS
VERY CORRECT, BECAUSE YOU LOVE SHE VERY HIGH FROM ME.
SO, I CUT THIS CONNECTION TO GO FAR FROM HERE. I DON'T
WANT YOU TO PLAY-PLAY WITH MY LIVER. I HAVE BEEN
CRYING UNTIL NO MORE EYE WATER THINKING ABOUT YOU. I
DON'T WANT BANANA TO FRUIT TWO TIMES........SAFE WALK, TIJAH!

ahaahaah enjoy folks!

#2: Re: Tijah Author: aRRrgghh, Location: KeranaMu Malaysia

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:35 pm
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Direct translation it is .. haha =D

#3: Re: Tijah Author: shahril78, Location: AnFieLd

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:56 am
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hehehe... where is Tijah now? Wink

#4: Re: Tijah Author: irman, Location: Ampang/KL

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:19 am
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tijah..tijah.. Smile

#5: Re: Tijah Author: fizan, Location: puchong

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:42 am
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alahai si tijah

#6: Re: Tijah Author: highwaystar, Location: Kola Lompuer

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:01 pm
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shahril78 wrote:

hehehe... where is Tijah now? Wink

TIJAH GO RETURN VILLAGE

hahahahaha

#7: Re: Tijah Author: jeembo, Location: Car_Junk

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:48 pm
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Tijah Go Return Village and Plant Corn. Now she's dating a village crocodile land hahahahahahhahah, later she'll think back cook-cook...

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