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#1: Did you know.... Author: willy,

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:47 am
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Did You Know...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to
squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)

The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the
length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed
people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a so that would be a good thing....................)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe
even
a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone.

#2: Re: Did you know.... Author: highwaystar, Location: Kola Lompuer

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:16 am
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gud one...keekekek... 30min? wey you will get dry lorrr..kekeke

#3: Re: Did you know.... Author: ///M_E30, Location: Bangi - Seremban

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:34 am
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highwaystar wrote:

gud one...keekekek... 30min? wey you will get dry lorrr..kekeke

ekekekekeke..!!air asik kuar jer!!ekeekekeke Laughing

#4: Re: Did you know.... Author: bigjoe74, Location: originally muar but now nilai- N9

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:42 am
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gentelment start you engine....you got 30 minutes times..hehee

#5: Re: Did you know.... Author: Ubartsanz, Location: South side

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:14 am
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Hey Willy... U study about this oso ka...? Master Sifu... Laughing

#6: Re: Did you know.... Author: willy,

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:08 am
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Ubartsanz wrote:

Hey Willy... U study about this oso ka...? Master Sifu... Laughing

hahaha... Just grab whatever comes along my life mannnn....life is short, f.... i mean play hard! Twisted Evil

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