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#1: Having a bad day? Author: willy, Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:58 am ---- Are ya havin' a Bad Day?
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> Well, then, consider this...
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> >In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same
> >bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their
> >medical condition.
>
> >This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do
> >with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
> >deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of
> >experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
> >
> >The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the
> >doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
> >themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were
> >holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward
> >off the evil spirits.
> >
> >Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
> >sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he
> >could use the vacuum cleaner.
> >
> >Having a Bad Day?
> >
> >The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
> >spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most
> >expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
> >cheers and applause from onlookers.
> >
> >A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
> >
> >Still think you are having a Bad Day?
> >
> >A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
> >frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
> >from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
> >from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
> >breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
> >listening to his Walkman.
> >
> >STILL think you're having a Bad Day?
> >
> >Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs
> >to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
> >broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
> >
> >The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
> >
> >What?? STILL having a Bad Day?
> >
> >Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
> >bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it
> >was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
> >
> >There now, feeling better?
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#2: Re: Having a bad day? Author: aRRrgghh, Location: KeranaMu MalaysiaPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:36 pm ---- .. now go and cheer-up urself with Daniel Powter's ~ Having a bad day song ait!
#3: Re: Having a bad day? Author: willy, Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:09 pm ---- hehe.........
