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#1: The Elephant Author: willy, Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 12:41 am ---- The Elephant
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> A rich guy was looking for excitement so he decided to put an ad in the
> newspaper. The ad said, "I will give $10,000 to any person that can make
> my elephant jump."
>
> So the next day, people came from all over the world to try to get this
> elephant to jump. There were even hypnotists who tried, but no one could
> get that elephant to jump.
>
> Then a guy drives up in a blue Corvette and said, "Are you the guy with
> the ad?" The rich guy replied yes. Then the guy asked, "Is that your
> elephant?"
> "Yes." The rich man replies. Then the guy went back to his car.
>
> He returned with a 2 by 4. He walked behind the elephant and hit the
> elephant right in his balls! That elephant jumped a good 8 feet in the
> air.
> The rich guy, amazed, handed him the $10,000. The guy then got in his
> Corvett and drove off.
>
> The next week the rich guy decides to put another ad in the paper. The
> ad said, "I will give anyone $20,000 to make my elephant turn his head
> from side to side." The man had seen his elephant's head move up and
> down but never from side to side.
>
> People come from all over the world to try to get this elephant to make
> his head turn from side to side. No one could do it. When everyone left,
> the same guy in the same Corvett drives up.
>
> He walked up to the elephant and said, "Do you remember me?" The
> elephant nodded his head up and down. Then the man asked, "Do you want
> me to do it again?" The elephant then shook his head from side to side
> frantically.
