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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:14 am    Post subject: Kura-kura Reply with quote

Pada suatu hari, ada 3 ekor kekura
(kura kura) nak gi bekelah bersama sama.

Kekura pertama membawa makanan, Kekura kedua membawa minuman, sedangkan kekura ketiga tidak membawa apa-apa pun selamber jek lenggang perut.

Didalam perjalanan tiba-tiba ujan pun turun dengan lebat dan derasnya, sehingga mereka tak boleh meneruskan perjalanan. Kemudian timbul perbualan di antara mereka.

Kekura I : "ERmmm..... salah sekor dari kita mesti balik untuk amik payung. Siapa yang nak pegi ni?"

Kekura II dan I saling pandang memandang, dan sepakat menuding Kekura III.

Kekura III : "Tak nak ahhh. Aku jalan lambat dan nanti aku nak sampai sini lagilah terlambat. Sure nkorang akan bedal mengkanan ni semua."

Kekura I & II : "Takk lah. Kita orang tunggu sampai nko datang."

Kekura III : "Betul??? Kalau aku lambat 1 jam?"

Kekura I & II : "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."

Kekura III : "Kalau 3 jam ??"

Kekura I & II "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."

Kekura III : "Kalau 1 hari ?? "

Kekura I & II : "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."

Kekura III : "3 hari ???"

Kekura I & II :"Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."

Kekura III : "5 hari???? "

Kekura I & II : "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."

Kekura III : "1 minggu? "

Kura I & II : ""Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."

Kekura III : "2 minggu?"

Kekura I & II : ""Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."
!!!!!!! nko pegi jek lah"

Dengan berat hati, akhirnya Kekura III pun
berangkat. Kekura I & II menunggu dengan setia. Sehari, dua hari dan seminggu telah berlalu. Kekura III tak jugak balik balik. Setelah dua minggu berlalu, Kekura I & II sudah tidak dapat menahan lapar.

Kekura I : "Aku dah tak tahan lapar ni . Kita makan jek lah "

Kekura II : "Aku pun dah nak pensan ni. Jom ahh kiter perabih mengkanan ni"


Tiba-tiba Kekura III muncul dari semak-semak dan berseru " Hoii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nasib baik aku belom pegi lagi... kalau tak sure nkorang abiskan mengkanan ni kan kan????!!!!!!!!"


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Kura-kura Reply with quote

siut je si - no III ni. patut lah tak sampai2.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Kura-kura Reply with quote

x bley pakai nyer kekure!!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Kura-kura Reply with quote

kekure III 2..jahat gile!!..sanggup nyorok sampai 2 minggu..kekure betulaa.. Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Kura-kura Reply with quote

ketuk belakang tu dengan senduk kang......baru taUUuu

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:29 am    Post subject: Re: Kura-kura Reply with quote

ACS5_boy wrote:
ketuk belakang tu dengan senduk kang......baru taUUuu
Bulan pose nie perkataan "senduk" Tak bleh pakai..!!! Tu kira HAMSAP jugak..!!! Ahaks...
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:48 am    Post subject: Re: Kura-kura Reply with quote

...senduk?...ooo...hehehhehe...ya la...bila sebut senduk aku teringat senduk yg wat cedok bubur lambuk kat masjid Kg Baru...sluuurrrp....sluuurrrpp... Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:28 am    Post subject: Re: Kura-kura Reply with quote

ariel wrote:
...senduk?...ooo...hehehhehe...ya la...bila sebut senduk aku teringat senduk yg wat cedok bubur lambuk kat masjid Kg Baru...sluuurrrp....sluuurrrpp... Laughing
Itu senduk takpa riel...!!! Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:04 am    Post subject: Re: Kura-kura Reply with quote

ini apa hal la buat signature gambaq aiskerim nih .. ini malatbimmer bukan makanbimmer kekekke.. sory ah latuk.. kura-kura yang salah kekek

ariel wrote:
...senduk?...ooo...hehehhehe...ya la...bila sebut senduk aku teringat senduk yg wat cedok bubur lambuk kat masjid Kg Baru...sluuurrrp....sluuurrrpp... Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Kura-kura Reply with quote

nasib baik aku online waktu malam je. kalau waktu siang ni mau aku ppi cari eskrim............eeeiiiiiiii si ariel ni.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:02 am    Post subject: Re: Kura-kura Reply with quote

ACS5_boy wrote:
nasib baik aku online waktu malam je. kalau waktu siang ni mau aku ppi cari eskrim............eeeiiiiiiii si ariel ni.
CoObAaAaNn... Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:05 am    Post subject: Re: Kura-kura Reply with quote

Ubartsanz wrote:
ACS5_boy wrote:
ketuk belakang tu dengan senduk kang......baru taUUuu
Bulan pose nie perkataan "senduk" Tak bleh pakai..!!! Tu kira HAMSAP jugak..!!! Ahaks...
uiik..tu mcam ka..pasni masak pakai hammer laa.. Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:25 am    Post subject: Re: Kura-kura Reply with quote

aRRrgghh wrote:
ini apa hal la buat signature gambaq aiskerim nih .. ini malatbimmer bukan makanbimmer kekekke.. sory ah latuk.. kura-kura yang salah kekek

ariel wrote:
...senduk?...ooo...hehehhehe...ya la...bila sebut senduk aku teringat senduk yg wat cedok bubur lambuk kat masjid Kg Baru...sluuurrrp....sluuurrrpp... Laughing

...hehhehehe...tayangan khas bulan puase je tu... Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:33 am    Post subject: Re: Kura-kura Reply with quote

ariel wrote:
aRRrgghh wrote:
ini apa hal la buat signature gambaq aiskerim nih .. ini malatbimmer bukan makanbimmer kekekke.. sory ah latuk.. kura-kura yang salah kekek

ariel wrote:
...senduk?...ooo...hehehhehe...ya la...bila sebut senduk aku teringat senduk yg wat cedok bubur lambuk kat masjid Kg Baru...sluuurrrp....sluuurrrpp... Laughing

...hehhehehe...tayangan khas bulan puase je tu... Cool
iyolaa..bubur lambok kat masjid kpg baru tu bukan pakai dayung ke??.. Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Kura-kura Reply with quote

dayung???.........ke gayung a.k.a kole

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