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ariel
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:55 am Post subject: Negro dan Jin

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KISAH NEGRO YANG HAUS

Al kisah, Seorang negro di Afrika sana sedang kehausan nak mati akibat tak de air kat padang pasir. Sedang die mencari air, terjumpe la die dengan jin padang pasir. Jin tu cakap...

"Aku akan tunaikan tiga permintaan kau, oleh sebab kau dah nak KO, aku akan tunaikannye pada kehidupan lain engkau"

Negro tu pun cakap..."Pertama, aku nak jadi putih. Kedua, aku nak sentiasa kene air supaya sejuk dan tak dahaga. Ketiga, aku nak tengok punggung wanita tanpa mereka sedar"

Negro tu pun mati dengan tenang nye. Pada kehidupan lain, Negro tu jadi...............

Mangkuk tandas wanita!.. Laughing

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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:33 am Post subject: Re: Negro dan Jin
kehkeh..ertikate lain jamban..hehe.. _________________

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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:04 am Post subject: Re: Negro dan Jin
hehehehe!!tertunai impian die..!!mcm2 negro nih!! _________________

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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:02 pm Post subject: Re: Negro dan Jin
tp gua prefer yg nyenkong nyer!!..puas beb tak menghampekan.. _________________

schnitzsmo
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:14 pm Post subject: Re: Negro dan Jin
hahaha... lain kali b'syukur la ngan ape yg ade... amik ko x masal jd jamban!!! _________________

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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:09 pm Post subject: Re: Negro dan Jin
naymbanpun nyamban lah, hanhi hafat henguk huntut _________________

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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:01 am Post subject: Re: Negro dan Jin
elellelekekekekek... yang taruk webcam kat jamban tuh sebenarnye negro nih larrr...kekeke _________________

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boyhartge
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:12 am Post subject: Re: Negro dan Jin
dah nasib badan bro....nak wat camne....lain kali mintak aaa toyota vios....

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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:14 am Post subject: Re: Negro dan Jin
hahaha... lbih kurang iklan sengal toyota....mintak vios tgh2 pulau... ape kejadahnyer??....huhuhu.. _________________

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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:09 am Post subject: Re: Negro dan Jin

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schnitzsmo wrote:

hahaha...
lbih kurang iklan sengal toyota....mintak vios tgh2 pulau...
ape kejadahnyer??....huhuhu..

kalu gualaa..hmm..gini tu po cun kan..hehe Twisted Evil

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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:40 pm Post subject: Re: Negro dan Jin
uuuiii...prasan gak bro... cun wei genie tu!!! mintak die pon dh ckup...heheheh... _________________

ACS5_boy
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:26 pm Post subject: Re: Negro dan Jin
gua mintak bm + highway ke seberang + ginie........hehe. dah alang-alang _________________

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schnitzsmo
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:48 pm Post subject: Re: Negro dan Jin

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ACS5_boy wrote:

gua mintak bm + highway ke seberang + ginie........hehe. dah alang-alang

agree...cadangan yg bernas...

ariel
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:32 pm Post subject: Re: Negro dan Jin
..hehe..takleh jgk..nanti PakLah musti xbg approval punye bila dia dgr bab2 nak buat jambatan nih..ekekeke.. _________________ ...Meeeooow!

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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:49 pm Post subject: Re: Negro dan Jin
mana idaknya, tak ada kepentingan utknya _________________

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