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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:11 am    Post subject: SEX.... Reply with quote

Alkisah seorg anak pompuan yang baru masuk tadika bertanya kepada mummynya.. 'Mummy, mummy? sex tu apa Mi?'..

Terkedulah si ibu.. Terasalah akan kemodenan zaman skrg yg berjaya membuatkan manusia berfikiran lebih terbuka.

Sesuai dgn konsep pendidikan seks yg sedang hangat diperkatakan, mulalah si ibu mencari jawapan yg sesuai utk anaknya dengan harapan anaknya takkan tertinggal dlm arus pendidikan sejagat. Maka si ibu pun mula memberikan jawapan mengenai apa itu sex dengan perumpamaan antara kumbang dan bunga, diikuti dengan pembentukkan bayi dalam kandungan dan diselitkan juga dengan kisah percintaan antara mummy dan
daddynya dari zaman universiti lagi sehinggalah dengan kehadiran si comel iaitu anak gadisnya yg bertanya itu..

Tiba-tiba si anak menangis teresak-esak... Si ibu kehairanan dan bertanya. Si anak menjawab dalam tangisan.. Jawapan mummy tu panjang, ruangan jawabannya pendek saja ni...seraya meyerahkan buku latihan yang tertulis kat depannya (cover)..

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:22 am    Post subject: Re: SEX.... Reply with quote

haha..mak yg sengal.. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:50 am    Post subject: Re: SEX.... Reply with quote

sape yg salah??!!
huhuhuh...

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:00 pm    Post subject: Re: SEX.... Reply with quote

mak terlampau prihatin tue...
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:02 pm    Post subject: Re: SEX.... Reply with quote

mak budak ni zaman mude2 mesti bleh tahan..hehe Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:16 pm    Post subject: Re: SEX.... Reply with quote

mak dia otak kotor lah.........

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:36 pm    Post subject: Re: SEX.... Reply with quote

contaconti wrote:
mak budak ni zaman mude2 mesti bleh tahan..hehe Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:12 am    Post subject: Re: SEX.... Reply with quote

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mak dia otak kotor lah.........
manyak kuat hamsap.. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:09 pm    Post subject: Re: SEX.... Reply with quote

ok le 2..dari mak yg ckp kat anak "kalu hon 2 sedare kite"!! Laughing Laughing

gud 1 bro!!

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:02 am    Post subject: Re: SEX.... Reply with quote

///M_E30 wrote:
ok le 2..dari mak yg ckp kat anak "kalu hon 2 sedare kite"!! Laughing Laughing

gud 1 bro!!
hehe..betol gak.. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:22 am    Post subject: Re: SEX.... Reply with quote

contaconti wrote:
///M_E30 wrote:
ok le 2..dari mak yg ckp kat anak "kalu hon 2 sedare kite"!! Laughing Laughing

gud 1 bro!!
hehe..betol gak.. Twisted Evil

heheheheh!! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:08 pm    Post subject: Re: SEX.... Reply with quote

skarang punya amma xbley pkai la...
otak busok...haiya..tiewnya... Twisted Evil Laughing Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:09 pm    Post subject: Re: SEX.... Reply with quote

schnitzsmo wrote:
skarang punya amma xbley pkai la...
otak busok...haiya..tiewya...
hehe..milf.. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:11 pm    Post subject: Re: SEX.... Reply with quote

tiewnya.......tuuut.........tuuut............tuuut.

tuuut by finas.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:23 am    Post subject: Re: SEX.... Reply with quote

hehe sori..terlepas plak..

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