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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:44 am    Post subject: ::: Three men standing in front of God.. Reply with quote

God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.

Man 1: Please God, I can''''t count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.

God: I am ashamed of you, my man, For that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.

Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!

God: My man, I am ashamed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.

Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out three times a week, and...

God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!

Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar.

Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You''''re acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!

Man 3: "I just saw my wife on rollerskates!" ..
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p/s don't cheat your wife like the Man 2.. eventhough he got a Bimmer!!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:53 pm    Post subject: Re: ::: Three men standing in front of God.. Reply with quote

hehe..always fairplay/play safe/don't play2.. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:24 am    Post subject: Re: ::: Three men standing in front of God.. Reply with quote

...heheh...cabrio lagi! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:12 am    Post subject: Re: ::: Three men standing in front of God.. Reply with quote

tulaa..taknak lak dapak e28 m5 ke..

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:05 am    Post subject: Re: ::: Three men standing in front of God.. Reply with quote

...klu ko jadi salah sorang dari diaorg tu mungkin ada peluang cerah nk dapat M5 E28...ekeke

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 am    Post subject: Re: ::: Three men standing in front of God.. Reply with quote

ariel wrote:
...klu ko jadi salah sorang dari diaorg tu mungkin ada peluang cerah nk dapat M5 E28...ekeke
kehkeh.. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
tp pikir balik..takpe laa takot..hehe Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:12 pm    Post subject: Re: ::: Three men standing in front of God.. Reply with quote

can play, but playstation 3.

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