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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:19 am    Post subject: Kambing dan Ayam Reply with quote

Kambing dan ayam adalah kawan baik. Mereka berkawan sejak mereka baru dilahirkan lagi. Pada suatu hari,ayam telah menghiaskan dirinya dengan menyangkut manik-manik yang berkilauan pada setiap helaian bulunya. Tajinya diasah sehingga berkilauan dan berjalanlah ia menuju ke kediaman kambing. Tiba di kediaman kambing, ayam pun menyapa sahabatnya itu.

Ayam: Kambing, pekabo?

Kambing: Baik. Wah,ayam. Bukan main lagi kau. Kau nak ke mana hensem-hensem ni.

Ayam: Takde ke mana. Sesajalah nak tengok riaksi engko.

Kambing: Tapi kan ayam, macam mana pun ko berhias, ko jalan tetap kaki ayam,kan?

Ayam: Ko kutuk aku ye. Ko pun apa kurangnya.

Kambing: Apa?

Ayam: Nampak macam alim. Bela janggut. Tapi telur nampak...

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:24 am    Post subject: Re: Kambing dan Ayam Reply with quote

kehkeh..gud 1 bro.. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Kambing dan Ayam Reply with quote

Kihkihkih...
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Kambing dan Ayam Reply with quote

caya la lu ayam!!!
sound derek je...nasib baik telur ayam x t'kulai layu mcm kambing!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Kambing dan Ayam Reply with quote

schnitzsmo wrote:
caya la lu ayam!!!
sound derek je...nasib baik telur ayam x t'kulai layu mcm kambing!!!
hehe..pasni kambeng kene pakai ball guard.. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Kambing dan Ayam Reply with quote

contaconti wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
caya la lu ayam!!!
sound derek je...nasib baik telur ayam x t'kulai layu mcm kambing!!!
hehe..pasni kambeng kene pakai ball guard.. Twisted Evil
pepehal pon 2 ekor haiwan ni tetap dijadikan juadah utama raye....
lantak dorang la nk gado!!!
hamba tetap suke daging mereka.... Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Kambing dan Ayam Reply with quote

hehe betol tu..

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:28 am    Post subject: Re: Kambing dan Ayam Reply with quote

ayam pon dh pndai loya buruk skang....
mentang2 demand dh tggi...hrga naik...
makan ikan je la raye nih!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:29 am    Post subject: Re: Kambing dan Ayam Reply with quote

huhuhh...
lemang cicah rendang ikan sepat 3 rase!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:06 am    Post subject: Re: Kambing dan Ayam Reply with quote

ekekeke!!gud 1 bro!!kahkahkah Laughing Laughing

p/s - spe yg bele janggut 2,lihat2 lah suar@ kain anda!! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Kambing dan Ayam Reply with quote

///M_E30 wrote:
ekekeke!!gud 1 bro!!kahkahkah Laughing Laughing

p/s - spe yg bele janggut 2,lihat2 lah suar@ kain anda!! Laughing Laughing
kehkeh..cam terkene je aku ni.. Twisted Evil Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Kambing dan Ayam Reply with quote

schnitzsmo wrote:
huhuhh...
lemang cicah rendang ikan sepat 3 rase!!!
oo camtu..gua plak lemang ngan dorian..pehhh.. Twisted Evil Rolling Eyes Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Kambing dan Ayam Reply with quote

uuihh ape nyer pelik selera??!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:29 am    Post subject: Re: Kambing dan Ayam Reply with quote

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uuihh ape nyer pelik selera??!!!
pelik ke??..ni turun temuron dr otai gua..hehe Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

p/s..ade kwn gua makan petai cecah ekskrim vanilla!! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:39 am    Post subject: Re: Kambing dan Ayam Reply with quote

contaconti wrote:
///M_E30 wrote:
ekekeke!!gud 1 bro!!kahkahkah Laughing Laughing

p/s - spe yg bele janggut 2,lihat2 lah suar@ kain anda!! Laughing Laughing
kehkeh..cam terkene je aku ni.. Twisted Evil Laughing
ekekekeke!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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