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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:52 am    Post subject: Cerita malam Jumaat Reply with quote

Satu Kisah Di Malam Jumaat Di Rumah Orang Yang Dah Kawen&


Malam itu malam Jumaat. Kassim ingin beristirahat awal bersama isterinya, dia fikir dia akan dapat banyak ganjaran jika berbuat begini.Ganjaran paling nyata ialah hakikat dia kini sudah mempunyai lapan orang anak: empat daripada mereka masih kecil lagi. Yang bongsu masih lagi
menyusu



"Malam ini kita tidur awal. Malam jumaat" kata Kasim pada Ani, isterinnya yang sedang menyusu anak bongsu mereka


"Tak boleh bang. Sebab anak anak kita masih belum tidur, nanti saya tidur kan mereka dulu"
"Baiklah awak uruskan mereka. Abang akan ke bilik sebelah membaca Al-quran" balas Kassim, sambil ke bilik air mengambil wudhuk, setelah mendapat kan songkok. Kitab al-quran dan meminum seteguk air sejuk


Kassim bersedia untuk memulakan kerja ibadahnya?

"BISMILLAHHIRROHMANNIRROHIM"

"Bang anak? Anak dah tidur" Terkejut Kassim mendengar suara Ani yang membawa khabar baik kepadannya dalam jangkamasa yang begitu singkat


"SODAQALLAHULAZEEM " (Tu lah dahsyat nya malam Jumaat bagi orang2 yang dah kawen)

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:35 am    Post subject: Re: Cerita malam Jumaat Reply with quote

hehe..ooo cam ni ek..hmm Shocked Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:22 am    Post subject: Re: Cerita malam Jumaat Reply with quote

adoi!!bhaye nih!! Twisted Evil Laughing Twisted Evil baru bace bismillah dh abis..ekekek

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Cerita malam Jumaat Reply with quote

///M_E30 wrote:
adoi!!bhaye nih!! Twisted Evil Laughing Twisted Evil baru bace bismillah dh abis..ekekek
hehe..syurga dunia.. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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