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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:59 am    Post subject: Very fast! Reply with quote
Seorang pelancong Jepun menahan teksi di depan hotel penginapannya utk
ke airport. Setelah menekan butang meter tambang,
teksi tu mula bergerak dgn perlahan. Di lebuh raya, pemandu teksi tadi
memandu dgn kelajuan yg sederhana. Tiba2, sebuah
kereta memotong.

"Ah, Nissan. Made in Japan. Very fast", kata pelancong Jepun tadi.
Kemudian sebuah lagi kereta memotong dgn laju. "Ah,
Toyota. Made in Japan. Very fast", kata pelancong Jepun tu lagi.
Kemudian sebuah lagi kereta memotong, lebih laju. "Ah,
Mitsubishi. Made in Japan. Very fast", kata pelancong itu lagi, bangga
dgn keluaran negaranya.

Sampai di airport.....ketika pelancong itu ingin membayar tambang
teksinya.. "RM100 please..." kata pemandu teksi
selamba."What? RM100? it's not that far from the hotel?" ,pelancong tu
tak puas hati.
"Ah. Agrometer (meter teksi). Made in Japan. Very fast also", jawab pemandu
teksi tersebut dgn selamba..

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:32 am    Post subject: Re: Very fast! Reply with quote
huhu..another gud 1 bro..made in japan very fast..but some very-very loud..hehe

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:02 am    Post subject: Re: Very fast! Reply with quote
contaconti wrote:
huhu..another gud 1 bro..made in japan very fast..but some very-very loud..hehe
ekekeke!!hamsap lagi!! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:02 am    Post subject: Re: Very fast! Reply with quote
gud 1 bro ariel!!ekekekek

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Very fast! Reply with quote
///M_E30 wrote:
contaconti wrote:
huhu..another gud 1 bro..made in japan very fast..but some very-very loud..hehe
ekekeke!!hamsap lagi!! Laughing Laughing
hehe..sket jer.. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Very fast! Reply with quote
nih nk promote ngine japun ke???
baguih,baguih...
''me always in love with japanese heart''

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:30 am    Post subject: Re: Very fast! Reply with quote
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nih nk promote ngine japun ke???
baguih,baguih...
''me always in love with japanese heart''
eerr..u mean loud jap sweetheart??..hehe Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:37 am    Post subject: Re: Very fast! Reply with quote
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nih nk promote ngine japun ke???
baguih,baguih...
''me always in love with japanese heart''
hehehehe!!me too!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:49 am    Post subject: Re: Very fast! Reply with quote
contaconti wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
nih nk promote ngine japun ke???
baguih,baguih...
''me always in love with japanese heart''
eerr..u mean loud jap sweetheart??..hehe Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
luuu hamsap punya olang!!! Twisted Evil Laughing Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:59 am    Post subject: Re: Very fast! Reply with quote
schnitzsmo wrote:
contaconti wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
nih nk promote ngine japun ke???
baguih,baguih...
''me always in love with japanese heart''
eerr..u mean loud jap sweetheart??..hehe Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
luuu hamsap punya olang!!! Twisted Evil Laughing Twisted Evil
hehe.. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:59 am    Post subject: Re: Very fast! Reply with quote
///M_E30 wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
nih nk promote ngine japun ke???
baguih,baguih...
''me always in love with japanese heart''
hehehehe!!me too!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
Laughing Laughing ...
don't be like conti...always hamsap thinking!!! Evil or Very Mad
huhuhu...
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:20 am    Post subject: Re: Very fast! Reply with quote
schnitzsmo wrote:
///M_E30 wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
nih nk promote ngine japun ke???
baguih,baguih...
''me always in love with japanese heart''
hehehehe!!me too!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
Laughing Laughing ...
don't be like conti...always hamsap thinking!!! Evil or Very Mad
huhuhu...
think out of ur clothes..hehe Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:38 am    Post subject: Re: Very fast! Reply with quote
isn't it should be...thinkin outside the box??!!
huhuhuh...hamsap...

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:41 am    Post subject: Re: Very fast! Reply with quote
schnitzsmo wrote:
isn't it should be...thinkin outside the box??!!
huhuhuh...hamsap...
thank u..take that as a complement..hehe Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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