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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:15 pm    Post subject: sengau le satu kali!! Reply with quote
Seorang lelaki yg sengau naik ke sebuah bas lalu bertanya kpd pemandu
bas "Vang.. vas nih fegi
hamfang ke...? " (bang, bas ni pergi ampang ke?).

Pemandu bas itu berdiam diri. Marah krn tidak dilayan, lelaki sengau itu
pun turun dari bas.

Seorang lelaki lain di belakang pemuda sengau tadi pun bertanya kpd
pemandu bas itu. "kenapa awak diam tadi? kesian dia..."

Pemandu itu pun menjawab: "Masham mana haya nak hawab.... haya hun
hengau hugak.. hhanti hia hata haya hehek hia
hulakk!!!........" (mcm mana saya nak jawab.. saya pun sengau jugak..
nanti dia kata saya ejek dia pulak!!!)..."

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:41 pm    Post subject: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Reply with quote
kesian bro..tp sengal tul laa drebar vas ni..hehe Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:39 pm    Post subject: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Reply with quote
sape sbrnye nk disalahkan dlm cite nih???!!
rase2nye brader blakang drebar tu...
sape suruh die tnye???!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:33 am    Post subject: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Reply with quote
bukan salah sape2 ah.....dah dia sengau nk wat mcm 2....betul gak driver vas 2....dia x jwb pun sebab takut nanti pemuda 2 terasa lak....
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:29 am    Post subject: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Reply with quote
hentah le..hape yg hatut hihalahkan??haya fon hah hahu!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:58 am    Post subject: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Reply with quote
...hargh!...hargh!...hargh! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:40 am    Post subject: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Reply with quote
///M_E30 wrote:
hentah le..hape yg hatut hihalahkan??haya fon hah hahu!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

haaa,hitu ha masahalah hyer... Laughing Laughing
pengajarannye jgn bagi org bisu b'temu...
kerana dikhuatiri ada pihak yg akan cedera... Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:32 am    Post subject: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Reply with quote
...ekekekeke Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:52 am    Post subject: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Reply with quote
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///M_E30 wrote:
hentah le..hape yg hatut hihalahkan??haya fon hah hahu!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

haaa,hitu ha masahalah hyer... Laughing Laughing
pengajarannye jgn bagi org bisu b'temu...
kerana dikhuatiri ada pihak yg akan cedera... Laughing Laughing
pembetulan bro!!bukan bisu!!tapi hohang henghau!!ekekekeke Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:55 am    Post subject: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Reply with quote
soalanye salah sape??

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:04 am    Post subject: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Reply with quote
contaconti wrote:
soalanye salah sape??
sape yg salah ape bro??confuse bro!!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:26 am    Post subject: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Reply with quote
...hape le huhang hi hok hising2 hi...hom hi huke huase he... Cool

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:10 am    Post subject: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Reply with quote
///M_E30 wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
///M_E30 wrote:
hentah le..hape yg hatut hihalahkan??haya fon hah hahu!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

haaa,hitu ha masahalah hyer... Laughing Laughing
pengajarannye jgn bagi org bisu b'temu...
kerana dikhuatiri ada pihak yg akan cedera... Laughing Laughing
pembetulan bro!!bukan bisu!!tapi hohang henghau!!ekekekeke Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

huhuhh..typing error!!! Laughing
bln pose biase rr...lapor!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:06 am    Post subject: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Reply with quote
ariel wrote:
...hape le huhang hi hok hising2 hi...hom hi huke huase he... Cool
Cam bunyi BOV SQV je... Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:33 am    Post subject: Re: sengau le satu kali!! Reply with quote
ariel wrote:
...hape le huhang hi hok hising2 hi...hom hi huke huase he... Cool
yeah..penyakit henhau dah mengjangkit!!ekekeke Laughing Laughing

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