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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:17 am    Post subject: gegaran Reply with quote
Aduh!
Mana tahan...!

Bontot dia bergegar, bontot aku pon bergegar.
kami sama2 sudah tak tahan!
aku sudah penat mengayuh
masih juga belum sampai-sampai
dan aku pon tak tahan
dia semakin lagi tak tahan!

Dia terentak aku pon terentak.
kami semakin tak tahan!
kami sama-sama sehaluan
terus bergegar serta bergoyang-goyang macam nak......
aku semakin ligat mengayuh
Arrrrr..aaaahhhhh..!
Aduh!
Mana tahan!

Kerana terlalu lama bergegar dan bergoyang, dia pun tak tahan lalu meraung
Arrrr..aaaah!
Aduh!
Mana tahan!
Arrrr..aaaahhhhhh!

Aku pon berhenti dari mengayuh basikal tu!
Kami sama-sama turun dari basikal.
Sambil menyangkung, kami memeriksa tayar basikal yang dah pancit tu.

- Aku dah kata, kita tak boleh naik basikal yang tayarnya dah pancit! -
- Nanti bontot kita pon sakit! -
- Kau nie degil lah! -
- Sudahlah! Kita repair aje dulu tayar baskal nieee dikedai basikal! -
- Buat sakit bontot aje, naik basikal pancit! -
haha
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:23 am    Post subject: Re: gegaran Reply with quote
adoi cikgu!!ape punye cite da..
semakin terserlah kehamsapan ko nih!!ekekekeke Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:27 am    Post subject: Re: gegaran Reply with quote
OITT!!! bulan pose ni!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:53 pm    Post subject: Re: gegaran Reply with quote
schnitzsmo wrote:
OITT!!! bulan pose ni!!!
hahahaha!!penguatkuasa JAINS dh bersuare!! Twisted Evil Laughing Razz

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:31 pm    Post subject: Re: gegaran Reply with quote
///M_E30 wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
OITT!!! bulan pose ni!!!
hahahaha!!penguatkuasa JAINS dh bersuare!! Twisted Evil Laughing Razz

hahaha..bkn hape...ayat die yg 1st je dh sebut bontot...
x ke tu bley m'dtgkan syak wasangka?? Confused
kite ni org m'sia penuh ngan adat...
huhuh...kan dh kuar ayat... Twisted Evil Laughing Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:30 am    Post subject: Re: gegaran Reply with quote
hehehe...saja je nk test iman korang....makin hamsap ke....makin insaf....heheheh
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:27 am    Post subject: Re: gegaran Reply with quote
schnitzsmo wrote:
///M_E30 wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
OITT!!! bulan pose ni!!!
hahahaha!!penguatkuasa JAINS dh bersuare!! Twisted Evil Laughing Razz

hahaha..bkn hape...ayat die yg 1st je dh sebut bontot...
x ke tu bley m'dtgkan syak wasangka?? Confused
kite ni org m'sia penuh ngan adat...
huhuh...kan dh kuar ayat... Twisted Evil Laughing Twisted Evil
bro mmg buleh jadi penguatkuasa JAINS le.. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:15 am    Post subject: Re: gegaran Reply with quote
huhuhuh...
nnti thread hamsap dh bukak msukkan lawak ni skali...

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:46 am    Post subject: Re: gegaran Reply with quote
schnitzsmo wrote:
huhuhuh...
nnti thread hamsap dh bukak msukkan lawak ni skali...
ok....mesti tunjuk gmbr skali...br syokkkkkkk
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:14 am    Post subject: Re: gegaran Reply with quote
Keskeskes eheks ;p
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:05 pm    Post subject: Re: gegaran Reply with quote
aduiii cikguuuuu. Control sikit. Nampak sangat kah kah kah

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:34 pm    Post subject: Re: gegaran Reply with quote
fresh_slash_e30det wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
huhuhuh...
nnti thread hamsap dh bukak msukkan lawak ni skali...
ok....mesti tunjuk gmbr skali...br syokkkkkkk
itu lebey afdal.... Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:13 am    Post subject: Re: gegaran Reply with quote
Astaga... Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:55 am    Post subject: Re: gegaran Reply with quote
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Astaga... evil
hehehe...sori bro....
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:48 am    Post subject: Re: gegaran Reply with quote
...hehhehe... Very Happy
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