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PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:43 pm    Post subject: babies.. Reply with quote

4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital while waiting
for
their wives birth giving.

Then a nurse came out and told to the first daddy, "Congratulations,
you've
got twins!".
"Ohh.. maybe it's a coincidence" said the daddy. "I am working with the
Petronas Twin Towers."

Then another nurse came out and told to the second daddy,
"Congratulations!
You have triplets!"
"Wooow... This is a coincidence, too!" said the second daddy. "I am
working
for 3M Corporation."

Another nurse came out and told the third daddy, "Congratulations!
Isteri
you dapat kembar
empat." "Alhamdulillah! Maybe this is also a coincidence? I kerja di
Four
Season Hotel!"

While, the fourth daddy-to-be was in uncontrollable worry. All the 3
daddies
asked him, "Why, you seem so worried?"

He answered, "I am working in 7-Eleven!"

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:49 pm    Post subject: Re: babies.. Reply with quote

Apa dia ingat bini dia nie kucing betina ka... Hehehe... Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:55 am    Post subject: Re: babies.. Reply with quote

kehkehkehkeh!!gud 1 bro!1

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:50 am    Post subject: Re: babies.. Reply with quote

hehe..gua punye kompeni takde nombo..keje pon tingkat 2..tak gune minyak petronas..jarang gi 7/11..tak gune produk 3m (mahal sangat)..hehe

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:14 pm    Post subject: Re: babies.. Reply with quote

contaconti wrote:
hehe..gua punye kompeni takde nombo..keje pon tingkat 2..tak gune minyak petronas..jarang gi 7/11..tak gune produk 3m (mahal sangat)..hehe

Laughing Laughing Laughing ....
conti cube ngelak tnggungjwb disitu!!!!
huhuhh...
klau btol cite ni,abih mmbr wa...
keje 7/11....hahaha....
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:49 pm    Post subject: Re: babies.. Reply with quote

schnitzsmo wrote:
contaconti wrote:
hehe..gua punye kompeni takde nombo..keje pon tingkat 2..tak gune minyak petronas..jarang gi 7/11..tak gune produk 3m (mahal sangat)..hehe

Laughing Laughing Laughing ....
conti cube ngelak tnggungjwb disitu!!!!
huhuhh...
klau btol cite ni,abih mmbr wa...
keje 7/11....hahaha....
hehe..kalu bleh elak..d elak..kalu tak leh..terime je..kemba tu bang!! Shocked Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:18 am    Post subject: Re: babies.. Reply with quote

walawei....gila ah...beranak ramai....mmg produktif
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:25 am    Post subject: Re: babies.. Reply with quote

contaconti wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
contaconti wrote:
hehe..gua punye kompeni takde nombo..keje pon tingkat 2..tak gune minyak petronas..jarang gi 7/11..tak gune produk 3m (mahal sangat)..hehe

Laughing Laughing Laughing ....
conti cube ngelak tnggungjwb disitu!!!!
huhuhh...
klau btol cite ni,abih mmbr wa...
keje 7/11....hahaha....
hehe..kalu bleh elak..d elak..kalu tak leh..terime je..kemba tu bang!! Shocked Twisted Evil
hehehehehe!!susah mau dapat o kembar 2!!ni kan 3,4..kene pandai tune oo!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:25 am    Post subject: Re: babies.. Reply with quote

///M_E30 wrote:
contaconti wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
contaconti wrote:
hehe..gua punye kompeni takde nombo..keje pon tingkat 2..tak gune minyak petronas..jarang gi 7/11..tak gune produk 3m (mahal sangat)..hehe

Laughing Laughing Laughing ....
conti cube ngelak tnggungjwb disitu!!!!
huhuhh...
klau btol cite ni,abih mmbr wa...
keje 7/11....hahaha....
hehe..kalu bleh elak..d elak..kalu tak leh..terime je..kemba tu bang!! Shocked Twisted Evil
hehehehehe!!susah mau dapat o kembar 2!!ni kan 3,4..kene pandai tune oo!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

like alway's...HAMSAP punya olang!!!
ahaahaha... Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:52 pm    Post subject: Re: babies.. Reply with quote

schnitzsmo wrote:
///M_E30 wrote:
contaconti wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
contaconti wrote:
hehe..gua punye kompeni takde nombo..keje pon tingkat 2..tak gune minyak petronas..jarang gi 7/11..tak gune produk 3m (mahal sangat)..hehe

Laughing Laughing Laughing ....
conti cube ngelak tnggungjwb disitu!!!!
huhuhh...
klau btol cite ni,abih mmbr wa...
keje 7/11....hahaha....
hehe..kalu bleh elak..d elak..kalu tak leh..terime je..kemba tu bang!! Shocked Twisted Evil
hehehehehe!!susah mau dapat o kembar 2!!ni kan 3,4..kene pandai tune oo!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

like alway's...HAMSAP punya olang!!!
ahaahaha... Laughing Laughing
kihkihkih!!tiade unsur2 hamsap le... Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:11 pm    Post subject: Re: babies.. Reply with quote

///M_E30 wrote:
contaconti wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
contaconti wrote:
hehe..gua punye kompeni takde nombo..keje pon tingkat 2..tak gune minyak petronas..jarang gi 7/11..tak gune produk 3m (mahal sangat)..hehe

Laughing Laughing Laughing ....
conti cube ngelak tnggungjwb disitu!!!!
huhuhh...
klau btol cite ni,abih mmbr wa...
keje 7/11....hahaha....
hehe..kalu bleh elak..d elak..kalu tak leh..terime je..kemba tu bang!! Shocked Twisted Evil
hehehehehe!!susah mau dapat o kembar 2!!ni kan 3,4..kene pandai tune oo!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
haha..kete aku pon tak tertune ini plak aku..hehe Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:13 pm    Post subject: Re: babies.. Reply with quote

contaconti wrote:
///M_E30 wrote:
contaconti wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
contaconti wrote:
hehe..gua punye kompeni takde nombo..keje pon tingkat 2..tak gune minyak petronas..jarang gi 7/11..tak gune produk 3m (mahal sangat)..hehe

Laughing Laughing Laughing ....
conti cube ngelak tnggungjwb disitu!!!!
huhuhh...
klau btol cite ni,abih mmbr wa...
keje 7/11....hahaha....
hehe..kalu bleh elak..d elak..kalu tak leh..terime je..kemba tu bang!! Shocked Twisted Evil
hehehehehe!!susah mau dapat o kembar 2!!ni kan 3,4..kene pandai tune oo!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
haha..kete aku pon tak tertune ini plak aku..hehe Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
hehehehe!!kete tak tertune sbb owner slalu bawak kete laju2!!skang dh pakai kasut size 17!!dua lapis lagi!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:43 pm    Post subject: Re: babies.. Reply with quote

hehe..rezeki tu.. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:05 pm    Post subject: Re: babies.. Reply with quote

contaconti wrote:
///M_E30 wrote:
contaconti wrote:
schnitzsmo wrote:
contaconti wrote:
hehe..gua punye kompeni takde nombo..keje pon tingkat 2..tak gune minyak petronas..jarang gi 7/11..tak gune produk 3m (mahal sangat)..hehe

Laughing Laughing Laughing ....
conti cube ngelak tnggungjwb disitu!!!!
huhuhh...
klau btol cite ni,abih mmbr wa...
keje 7/11....hahaha....
hehe..kalu bleh elak..d elak..kalu tak leh..terime je..kemba tu bang!! Shocked Twisted Evil
hehehehehe!!susah mau dapat o kembar 2!!ni kan 3,4..kene pandai tune oo!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
haha..kete aku pon tak tertune ini plak aku..hehe Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:03 am    Post subject: Re: babies.. Reply with quote

gua ni takde low jet needle..high jet je mcm webber.hehe

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