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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:20 am    Post subject: Sedut! Reply with quote

Sedut

Dalam suatu pertandingan di dapati ketiga-tiga orang yang mengambil
bahagian telah mendapat markah yang sama. Untuk menentukan pemenang,
pengadil menyarankan di adakan pertandingan sedut-sedut dengan hidung.
Sesiapa yang paling banyak menyedut benda masuk ke hidungnya akan di
istiharkan sebagai pemenang.

Pengadil meletakkan benda-benda kecil seperti cebisan kertas, kacang
hijau
dan lain2 di atas meja untuk tujuan di sedut dengan hidung. Ketiga
peserta
yang datangkan dari seluruh penjuru duniapun bersedia. Pengadil
memulai
pertandingan.

Peserta Pertama datang dari Afrika,....( peserta pertama pun bersedia)
Siapppp .... Yak!..Dan tiba tiba saja meja di depan peserta pertama
Hilang.Semua penonton hairan dan takjub. Sungguh luar biasa. Pengadil
berkata "Peserta pertama berhasil menyedut sebuah mejaaa!",

Peserta kedua dari Amerika pun mulai bersedia untuk memulakan sedutan.
Huuusp!.... Tiba-tiba saja, 3 buah meja di depan peserta kedua
hilang....
semua penonton bertambah hairan dan takjub. Pengadil Berkata "Peserta
kedua berhasil menyedut 3 buah meja...!!",

Sekarang giliran peserta ke tiga....dari Malaysia. Semua penonton meng
booo kerana mereka percaya...sudah tentu tak dapat menyedut kecuali
beberapa biji kacang hijau bolehlah agaknya. Ketika peserta ketiga
baru
mengambil tempat untuk memulakan sedutan hidungnya... tiba
tiba.....zupsssss stadium menjadi gelap dan lampu mati.

Lalu tak lama kemudian pengadil membuat pengumuman dan berkata :
"Saudara
saudara para penonton sekalian...Peserta ketiga berjaya menyedut
sebuah
stadium dan Kita semua berada dalam hidungnya ..........!"

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Sedut! Reply with quote

kehkeh..malaysia boleh.. Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Sedut! Reply with quote

bayangkan lah bertapa besar nyer lubang hidung mamat tu....sungguh pun kau tak ku kenali tapi lubang hidung mu tetap ku ingat sampai mati.....heehehheheheh

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Sedut! Reply with quote

kahkahkah!!besau gile loban idung die!!akkakaka Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
bagus!!bagus!! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Sedut! Reply with quote

nyeh..nyeh..nyeh.. manala ko dapat lawak hidung nih.. sakit hidung aku gelak kekekek

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:59 am    Post subject: Re: Sedut! Reply with quote

Walaopun kau tidak ku kenal... Tetapi lobamg idongmu tatap menjadi pooojaaan hatikuuuu eheks ;p
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:53 am    Post subject: Re: Sedut! Reply with quote

lobang hidung macam serombong kapal daaa..

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