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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:34 pm    Post subject: kalau nk menyanyi.. Reply with quote

Satu hari seorang pengawal membuat rondaan disetiap bilik orang
sakit mental, dalam rondaannya dia terdengar nyanyian yang merdu
walupun tak bunyi macam suara Mawi tapi suaranya memang hebat dengan
suaranya yang tersendiri mengalunkan lagu Intifada.
Kata pengawal itu dalam hatinya,"tak sangka ada juga orang yang
sakit mental ni boleh menyanyi dengan hebat. Ingatkan radio atau
kaset yang dipasang oleh pengawal yang lain."
sambil melihat dari luar pesakit tu menyanyi sambil telentang di
atas katilnya. Pengawal terus melalui bilik itu dan berjalan terus
untuk meronda kebilik2 pesakit yang lain. Setelah selesai pengawal
berpatah balik. Apabila sampai ke bilik pesakit mental yang menyanyi
tadi ia masih menyanyi tetapi kali ini lagu aduh saliha pulak.
Dia menyanyikan! nya memang hebat, bagus sekali tone suaranya , cuma
dia sakit mental aje kalau tak boleh buat album....tapi kali ini dia
menyanyikan lagu aduh saliha tu dalam keadaan meniarap, lagu
intifada yang mula2 tadi terlentang? pengawal tu hairan dan
bertanya pada pesakit mental tu...
"kenapa kamu menyanyi meniarap? tadi terlentang?" Jawab pesakit
mentaltu.....
"Tadi SIDE A...ini SIDE B lah pulak...."
Pengawal tupun beredar dari situ dan berkata dalam hatinya.."betul
jugak"
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:11 am    Post subject: Re: kalau nk menyanyi.. Reply with quote

bro,kalau cd camna lak?????kena nak fast foward ke.he he.... fikirkan...

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:03 pm    Post subject: Re: kalau nk menyanyi.. Reply with quote

sixpot wrote:
bro,kalau cd camna lak?????kena nak fast foward ke.he he.... fikirkan...

x jmpe lg yg cd pnye..nti klu dh jmpe sy ks attach dkt sni!!
actually bnde ni pn mbr bg!!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:15 am    Post subject: Re: kalau nk menyanyi.. Reply with quote

apo nih?????
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:32 am    Post subject: Re: kalau nk menyanyi.. Reply with quote

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:29 am    Post subject: Re: kalau nk menyanyi.. Reply with quote

mr.Katon wrote:
apo nih?????

bce la..bru bleh paham!!ekekeke
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:04 am    Post subject: Re: kalau nk menyanyi.. Reply with quote

kehkeh...nasib baik kaset 2 side je bro...kalu 4 side...sengal gak.. Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:07 pm    Post subject: Re: kalau nk menyanyi.. Reply with quote

kalau CD .. dia nyanyi sambil pusing-pusing la.. belum habis satu lagu suda pening daaaa
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:38 pm    Post subject: Re: kalau nk menyanyi.. Reply with quote

contaconti wrote:
kehkeh...nasib baik kaset 2 side je bro...kalu 4 side...sengal gak.. Laughing Laughing
hehehe..btl gak 2!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:39 pm    Post subject: Re: kalau nk menyanyi.. Reply with quote

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kalau CD .. dia nyanyi sambil pusing-pusing la.. belum habis satu lagu suda pening daaaa
t'ingt dlu zaman skola tnggl asrama..ragging bdk jr!!ekekeke
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:17 pm    Post subject: Re: kalau nk menyanyi.. Reply with quote

ko kena raging ker ko yang meragging? ..
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:38 pm    Post subject: Re: kalau nk menyanyi.. Reply with quote

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ko kena raging ker ko yang meragging? ..

dua2 penah..ekekeke..dlu kne raging x teruk sangat ar bro!!tp sedih betul la..sbb di permain kan!! Sad Sad Sad
ader ker diorang suruh tiup lampu sampai padam..camne bro??gle x diorg??klu diorg srh tkn suis msti pdm lampu 2!!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:07 pm    Post subject: Re: kalau nk menyanyi.. Reply with quote

kehkeh...sian lu bro...titik itam dlm kehidupan... Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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