1) MR BEAN SEE A DOCTOR
Doctor:I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr Bean: Yesss!!! ( jump in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what i just told you?
Mr Bean: Yes of course , do you think i'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr Bean: Because that proves that i have a brain!
2) MR BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you just twisted the figure,the answer is 6!!!
3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir,vitamin a , B or C?
Mr Bean: Any will do , my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!!
4) AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr Bean: I know your PIN no , hehehehhehe
Friend: Alright , what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr Bean; Four asterisk (****)!
5) MARRIGE
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr Bean: Because the priest says that 4 richer , 4 poorer , 4 better and 4 worse.
6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me ,is it OK?
Mr Bean; What do you mean ok , i tought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture
Friend: What tape did you take anyway?
Mr Bean; Head Cleaner
7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER
Mr Bean: (crying) the doctor called , mom's dead.
Friend: Condolence , my friend.
( After 2 minutes) Mr Bean cries even louder
Friend: What now?
Mr Bean: My sister just called , her mom died too
MR BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
Colleague:Sorry i'm late. i got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure
Mr Bean; That's alright , me too......I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs
9) SPELLING LESSON
Mr Bean Son: Dad, what is the spelling of sucessful...is it one c or two c?
Mr Bean; Make it three c to be sure
hwehehehehehee
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