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ariel
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 Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:44 am Post subject: Kancil Pak Ali |
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Pak ali baru beli kancil second hand. Seronok sangat dapat keta, dia cadang nak pi KL jumpa anak cucu. petang tu dapat keta terus dia ke KL lepas maghrib. Masuk Highway plus ke KL, keta dia tak jalan. "Rasa-rasanya clutch habis nih. Enjin hidup tapi tak jalan keta nih" Bisik pak ali...
Tengah dok cuba masuk gear ada keta Evo 7 berenti.
"Apahal ni pakcik?" tanya budak evo tuh.
"Ntahlah nak..keta nih tak mau jalan. Enjin ok. Clutch abis kot" Cakap pak ali.
"Macam nilah pakcik. saya ader rantai. Kita tunda sampai next stop. Atleast kat R&R ade ramai orang sikit. Kat sini tepi highway bahaya" Cadang budak Evo tuh...
"Taknaklah, keta kau laju sangat" Tolak pak ali
"Tak pe, saya janji bawak slow2. Kalau saya laju pakcik bagi beam. Nanti saya slow sikit" budak tu explain balik.
Pak ali pun setuju sebab dia rasa cadangan tu ok..
Masa tengah tunda, ada subaru impreza datang sebelah keta evo tu sambil ajak race. Subaru tu tak perasan evo tu tengah tunda keta kancil. Mula2 evo tu buat dek ajer.. Tapi si subaru nih tak habis2 ram sambil himpit evo tu, nak race jugak! Evo tu bengang dia pun terus pecut smpai lupa yang dia tengah tunda kancil pak ali. Pak ali gelabah kecut perut terus bagi beam sambil hayun tangan suruh ke tepi. Evo tu pulak tengah syok cucuk subaru smpai tak peduli kat pak ali dah...
Tiba-tiba ade polis tengah buat speed trap
Polis1: Bola satu. Sila tahan tiga kereta. Over
Polis2: Bola satu kepada bola 2. Kereta apa, over
Polis1: Kereta satu Subaru Impreza biru WHX1698 220KM/J. Over
Polis2: Terima over
Polis1: Kereta dua Evo 7 Merah WGP4034 215KM/J. Over
Polis2: Terima. Kereta 3? Over
Polis 1 Sambil garuk kepala
"Kereta kancil merah. Kelajuan tak dapat dikesan, tengah cucuk evo sambil bagi beam nak suruh kedua dua kereta depan ke tepi sebab nak potong semua ...."
Overrr....
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Ubartsanz
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:45 am Post subject: Re: Kancil Pak Ali |
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| contaconti wrote: |
| ///M_E30 wrote: |
| contaconti wrote: |
| ///M_E30 wrote: |
| kehkehkeh!!kancil merah ker kancil kuning yg sy plan nk rembat 2 bro?? |
hehe..marilah kite..perjuangan yg belum selesai..  |
kehkehkeh!!tngu bro big joe baru cukup korum!!
p/s - Jgn bg cikgu tau!! |
kahkah..cikgu ni baik sgtlaa..hehe..bleh wat menantu |
Baik... Tapi horny..!!! |
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contaconti
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:02 am Post subject: Re: Kancil Pak Ali |
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fresh_slash_e30det
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:13 pm Post subject: Re: Kancil Pak Ali |
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hah...kantoi kutuk saya ek....
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Ubartsanz
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:53 pm Post subject: Re: Kancil Pak Ali |
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| fresh_slash_e30det wrote: |
| hah...kantoi kutuk saya ek.... |
Eh... Takde la... Lariii...  |
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fresh_slash_e30det
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| Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:10 am Post subject: Re: Kancil Pak Ali |
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bro lari saya kejar la....hahaha (gelak mcm setan dah ni)....hehehe....
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