A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked
if they could identify a customer's personality on what drinks they ordered?
Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.


The results:

IF WOMEN DRINK BEER
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

COCKTAILS OR BLENDER DRINKS WITH UMBRELLA
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

MIXED DRINKS - NO UMBRELLAS E.G.; GIN AND TONIC / SCOTCH AND SODA
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

WATER
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.
Approach: Don't.

WINE - (BOTTLED, NOT 4 LITRE CASK)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE, MUDSHAKE ETC.
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no
clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in.

CAPE VELVET
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

SHOTS AND SLAMMERS (TEQUILA, VODKA, AFTERSHOCK ETC.)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk...and
naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, nothing to do but wait.

IF MEN DRINK... (As always, very simple and clear cut.)

CIDER: He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.

CHEAP DOMESTIC BEER: He's poor / student and wants to get laid.

CROWN LAGER BEER: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

IMPORTED BEER: He's old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.

COOPERS ALE: The man is sexy, sophisticated, charming, generous and
intelligent known for his caring nature and an unbelievable shag - always
gets laid

WATER: He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth
so that he can still get laid.

WINE: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image
and help him get laid.

VODKA OR BRANDY: Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate
to get laid.

PORT: Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.

WHISKY: He doesn't give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who
will get in his way of getting laid. JACK DANIELS: Not as masculine as the
whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.)
to weasel himself into getting laid.

RUM OR TEQUILA: Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE, ETC He's gay
(blatantly) - don't turn your back or pick up any dropped change.

Thats a good one! Quite true..

wakakak..bro, this quite true lorrr... especially this want

"BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE, ETC He's gay (blatantly) - don't turn your back or pick up any dropped change."

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