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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:47 am    Post subject: jail break Reply with quote

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:

Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years, I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry he'll kill us both.

Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.

He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.

I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey.
I love you, too Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:52 am    Post subject: Re: jail break Reply with quote

wakaka..poor husband..2 thumbs up bro.. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:42 am    Post subject: Re: jail break Reply with quote

good one bro..hahaha
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:38 pm    Post subject: Re: jail break Reply with quote

hehehe....yeah....great one bro.....cian kat husband dia.......
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:05 pm    Post subject: Re: jail break Reply with quote

ekekekeke!!gud 1 bro!!
15 tahun dlm penjare..asyik menghadap laki jer,jadi ler gay!! Twisted Evil Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:30 am    Post subject: Re: jail break Reply with quote

adooiiii...kelakar giler beb..kekekek Vaselin part is the best...gud one!!!! cheers mate!


kekekekkakakakaksksksks

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:36 pm    Post subject: Re: jail break Reply with quote

baca 2 kali pun still lwk lg....hehehe
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