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contaconti
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:31 am    Post subject: telinga.. Reply with quote

> Johan dilahirkan tanpa kedua telinganya, tetapi walaupun cacat dia
> > berjawatan tinggi di sebuah bank. Dia sangat marah kalu ada orang yang
> > mempersoalkan tentang telinga.
> >
> > Satu hari dia mahu mengambil kerani baru dan tiga orang disenaraipendek
> > untuk sesi temuduga. Calon pertama seorang lelaki yang mempunyai
> penampilan
> > yang baik. Diakhir temuduga, Johan bertanya satu soalan kepada lelaki
itu.
> >
> > "Awak nampak tak sesuatu yang ganjil pada saya?" "Ya, tapi minta maaf
> kalau
> > saya kata tuan tak ada telinga, macam ayam" jawab lelaki itu dengan
jujur.
> > Merasa terhina dengan jawapan itu, Johan mengusirnya keluar dari
pejabat.
> > Calon kedua ialah seorang perempuan yang berpengalaman bekerja di bank
> > hampir 5 tahun. Dia lebih baik dari calon pertama tadi. Di akhir sesi
> > temuduga, Johan bertanya soalan yang sama ditanya pada calon pertama.
> > "Awak nampak tak sesuatu yang ganjil pada saya?"
> >
> > "Ya ...saya heran bagaimana tuan boleh mendengar saya dengan baik,
> > sedangkan
> > tuan duduk jauh dari saya." puji perempuan itu. Sebaik mendengar jawapan
> > dari perempuan itu, Johan berang dan menghalaunya keluar. Calon terakhir
> > adalah yang terbaik, walaupun masih muda dia telah bekerja lebih 8 tahun
> di
> > bank. Selain bijak dia juga tampan dan bergaya. Seperti calon terdahulu
> > Johan bertanya soalan serupa. "Awak nampak tak sesuatu yang ganjil pada
> > saya?"
> >
> > "Ya. Awak pakai contact lens," jawab pemuda itu menahan perasannya dari
> > tergelak. Walaupun terkejut, Johan gembira dengan jawapan pemuda itu.
Dia
> > hairan kerana pemuda itu sangat teliti dan dapat melihatnya memakai
> contact
> > lens walaupun mereka duduk agak jauh.
> >
> > "Bagaimana awak tau" tanya Johan lagi. Pemuda itu tidak dapat lagi
menahan
> > gelihatinya lalu ketawa besar hingga jatuh terguling-guling sambil
> > berkata,"
> > Dah tentu tuan tak boleh pakai cermin mata sebab tuan tak ada telinga,
nak
> > sangkut kat mana". Huargh! Huargh! Huargh! Huargh!" Twisted Evil Idea Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:22 am    Post subject: Re: telinga.. Reply with quote

kekekek...sadistic betul ler interview nih kekekeke. gud one!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:06 pm    Post subject: Re: telinga.. Reply with quote

kehkehkeh!!anta dkt din beramboi!!sure meletop punyer!!kahkahkah Laughing Laughing Laughing
gud 1 bro!!clap!!clap!!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:48 pm    Post subject: Re: telinga.. Reply with quote

hek elehhhh...............gua plak yang kantoi. apa kena mengena telinga ngan lens......good one laaaa

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:02 am    Post subject: Re: telinga.. Reply with quote

kerkerker... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:30 am    Post subject: Re: telinga.. Reply with quote

ACS5_boy wrote:
hek elehhhh...............gua plak yang kantoi. apa kena mengena telinga ngan lens......good one laaaa
a2laa..sampai skrang gua pon tengah pikir gak..haha Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:40 pm    Post subject: Re: telinga.. Reply with quote

hehehe....klaka2......gud one....
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:30 pm    Post subject: Re: telinga.. Reply with quote

contaconti lu dah abis pikir lom??? apa lu terpikir???

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:05 am    Post subject: Re: telinga.. Reply with quote

ACS5_boy wrote:
contaconti lu dah abis pikir lom??? apa lu terpikir???
dah tapi lupelaa bro..hehe.. Twisted Evil ..nanti bile hingat gua bg tau.. Idea Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:57 am    Post subject: Re: telinga.. Reply with quote

kah kah kah....good one lah...
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