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rocco_siffredi
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 Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:08 am Post subject: Potong Zaka |
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Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....
Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa.... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni.....nah tengok (opens his trousers).
Apek: Chee sin punya olang......gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau....
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah
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e30_turbo
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| Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:12 pm Post subject: Re: Potong Zaka |
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gler ar ni olang......potong zaka ar...
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