RENT IS DUE

A businessman meets a beautiful woman and agrees to spend the night with
her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does
not have the cash with him, so he will have his secretary write a check
and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing
that the
whole event was not worth the price. He has his secretary send a
check for $250 and encloses the following typed note:

Dear Madam:

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I
rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;
1) it had never been occupied
2) there was plenty of heat
3) it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
was no heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the woman immediately returned the check for
$250 with the following note:

Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment
such as this to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
Secondly, there is plenty of heat, if you know how to turn it on.
Lastly, regarding the space, the apartment is indeed
of regular size, but if
you don't have enough furniture to fill it up, please don't blame the
landlady.
Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.

kehkeh..kantoii..

sound so professional

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