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PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:56 am    Post subject: man-power Reply with quote

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court.

But the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world,

She should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children.

The Judge asked for his side of the story too.

After a long moment of silence,

The man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"



Guess what?.., but the man won! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:26 pm    Post subject: Re: man-power Reply with quote

...iye tak ye jugak... Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:26 am    Post subject: Re: man-power Reply with quote

hehehehe!!terkaget kjp p'puan 2!!

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:36 am    Post subject: Re: man-power Reply with quote

apalah.............zalim lah ko memisahkan ibu dan anak.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:17 am    Post subject: Re: man-power Reply with quote

[color=white]The man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"[/color]tp rase yg ni lg zalim bro..hehe

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